United Thread - 2023/24

[BigJoe#1]

They’re so irrelevant that I can’t even be arsed reading Blues slating them off.

me too except it really does cheer me up and its nice to start the feeling happy and with a smile on ones face.

 

[M18CTID]

FA Cup Final tickets for a FIVER! Man Utd subsidise seats for U16s

EXCLUSIVE: Young Man United fans will be able to attend the FA Cup Final for as little as £5. Mail Sport understands that the club will offer a £30 subsidy to Under 16s for the May 25 showpiece.

www.dailymail.co.uk

That’s actually a decent gesture but you know that if it was us doing it instead we’d be getting stick off all the thick cunts in their fanbase saying it’s because we can’t sell out or some such bollocks.

 

[fulabeer]

I remember Solskjær being asked what was the reason for their recent down turn in results.
"Well we haven't been getting many penalties lately for sure...so there is that"
It was lost on him what he was saying!

They had previously got 13 in as nearly the same amount of matches.
They wasn't the most attacking team in the league, so it wasn't that. (we were and had only two)
So either they were diving or the officials/VAR was assisting the wins. Either way, it was direct cheating.

So if any Rag mentions the 115 (unproven) charges, tell them where to go!

 

[East Level 2]

I'd wait till after the cup final though :)

I'm having a break from football if we don't beat that shit at Wembley. I'm fucking off Pep and the rest of the clowns if we don't win.
10 weeks should do it.

 

[East Level 2]

Fernandes realising he’s probably wasted four prime years of his career playing for that shite now he’s been told they will listen to offers for him.

Arrogant, diving, ref-baiting penalty taker for sale. It's just a pity there are plenty of teams here and abroad that admire such attributes.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Arrogant, diving, ref-baiting penalty taker for sale. It's just a pity there are plenty of teams here and abroad that admire such attributes.

And to think their deluded fans tried to compare him to KDB, fucking weirdos.

 

[East Level 2]

What can the rags offer new players apart from big wages ?

CL= No
Modern Statium = No
Modern Training facilities = No
Fighting for trophies = Not really
Squad hungry for success = No

Big wages and media adulation?

 

[give it to gordon]

Big wages and media adulation?

I forgot if English than straight into the England team

 

[Ducado]

One of their biggest issues is their stadium, it may be iconic (pass the sick bag) but its ageing and not fit for purpose,now to build a new one will cost many millions (and they need space) I can't see the tax payer stumping up anything to help them out (and nor should we) but that leaves them in a bind because a stadium is much more than a place to play football it serves numerous functions nowadays

 

[Newman Noggs]

How's Knobbie Mainoo doing these days ? The clamour for him to be appointed England captain appears to have died down a bit recently.