United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vienna_70]

I see after last night Sancho is being praised for having "got his mojo back" .

It seems that the rags have become nothing more than a football succubus, draining the life force out anyone foolish enough to be entranced by tales of old and their stupid money. Feasting on the bodies of the reasonably competent and turning them into the comically mediocre and taking the already on the decline and turning them into the flotsam and jetsam of football. Shame.

I like to think that my command of English and its words is good, but I’ve never heard of "succubus".

Chapeau, sir.

 

[Vienna_70]

I prefer it when you call me Templeton tbh mate ;)

At least I didn’t call you Mad Dog!

 

[Vienna_70]

Manchester United players for sale: How much is the squad worth?

Amid Manchester United being open to offers for most of their squad, BBC Sport have worked with CIES Football Observatory to calculate the approximate market value of each player.

www.bbc.co.uk

SCUM by the way

They’re only worth what other teams are prepared to pay for them.

 

[dadnlad]

They’re only worth what other teams are prepared to pay for them.

yeah but the youtubers sorry experts on the transfer show need starting point

 

[jrb]

It must be true?!

He doesn’t want to talk about 115 anymore.

 

[Big Swifty]

I like to think that my command of English and its words is good, but I’ve never heard of "succubus".

Chapeau, sir.

A succubus was a female creature that straddled sleeping men and, basically, shagged them while they were asleep.
An incubus was a male demon who did mch the same with women.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Luke Shaw 191 appearances in 10 seasons

Phil Jones 169 appearances in 13 seasons

The list is substantially epic :)

With a face like Jones has he’s shown tremendous character to appear in public once let alone 169 times.

 

[mexico1970]

With a face like Jones has he’s shown tremendous character to appear in public once let alone 169 times.

His face rings a fucking bell mate.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Think they've missed a decimal point out.

Correct £0.106m