United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue5964]

 

[Gingers Dad]

Martin Tyler was a bit quiet

 

[urban genie]

 

[manimanc]

Is it April fool's day again?

The wonders of sky sports news, these pricks could turn wine into water very easily.

 

[Gingers Dad]

They get two Spuds players and don't win the league for the first time in over a decade. Now they really are pressing the self destruct button.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Harry Kane really is cursed.

 

[jacko74]

I’ve done it, I’ve rattled yet another red cartel fan base.

And you just know if it was a united player he'd be saying how it's great to see and it shows passion and commitment.

 

[Blueboy73]

And you just know if it was a united player he'd be saying how it's great to see and it shows passion and commitment.

There's no chance Rasmus Birtles, Fish Fingers or any of the other shite plying their trade in Trafford Borough would score 4 goals in a Premier League match.

 

[deano ou812]

There's no chance Rasmus Birtles, Fish Fingers or any of the other shite plying their trade in Trafford Borough would score 4 goals in a Premier League match.

Maybe 4 goals over a season though..

 

[Newman Noggs]

Shit. United better get him tied down to a long-term, lucrative contract with a "no-sacking" clause.