United Thread - 2023/24

[RodneyRodney]

What I would say is historically Arsenal are shit at OT. In the same way Liverpool are. Everyone expected Liverpool to batter them. Miles better team in paper; yet in the league and cup they fluked it.

Arsenal should go and twat them but historical results suggest otherwise. And using the same logic us winning at Spuds is no gimme for exactly the same reason

Possibly so. What's it been - six games ? Seven ? Maybe they're due for a win. Stranger things have happened. Best if they get their 1 good result in 5 out of the way before Wembley

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Maybe their shitness is because he's on vacation and got Michael Stipe to cover for him?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It's going to be tough on some of these rag players when Ming the Clueless tells them they're going to be playing in the cup-final.

Are they all.playing shit to try and avoid being selected for it?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Some cracking thread titles here. The mard bastards really are hurting

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Which one of us on here has started the "We have a lot of likeable players" thread?

 

[roach3]

Nothing but a act just look at the way he throws that light ????

That aint someone whose lost the plot its someone whose after hits .
Nasty horrible creature lets hope the rumours are true and you lot take him to the cleaners so we dont have to put up with this parasite anymore

He’s been watching flying pig destroy his guitar 100%
Pigs numbers are climbing due to his meltdown acts but at least pig is fukin hilarious
Love the way he tells fans of other teams watching him to at least subscribe and fuck off lol
Yeh I know I shouldn’t watch but this guys a genius and should be on stage.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Which one of us on here has started the "We have a lot of likeable players" thread?

Has it got past 2 replied yet?

 

[roach3]

Ok they had a lot of injuries last night but that would be a lame excuse to put out there.

The issues run far deeper and to be honest they were on show as early as their first game of the season when they were extremely lucky to beat Wolves you could see that there were problems.

This Utd squad isn’t one in transition nor is it young and developing it’s not just badly coached it’s a squad that needs to be totally dismantled that said I hope it’s not!

If you get a chance to have a good look at Palace’s first goal last night do so if I had anything to do with them I would be extremely worried about next season because most of the players they had on the pitch yesterday will be there next season. It’s no surprise that they will almost certainly finish in their lowest ever PL position

It’s quite staggering that we , Chelsea, are now higher them in the league not because I rate them nor is it because I think we as poor as some said in early season it’s because their squad has simply fallen off the cliff.

People go on about how many chances Jackson misses for us but he is 22 and despite not taking penalties he has scored to date 3 more than Fernández (10) has for Utd this season and of that 10 four were penalties and he is top of their scoring charts

If you exclude goals scored by Fernandez, Rashford , Hojland, Garnacho and Mctominay for Utd in the PL this season Jackson has scored more than the rest of their squad put together in effect exclude the GKs he has scored more than the 25 other players in their squad that have appeared for them this season. It’s not that Jackson is close to the finished product but he has energy and his overall effort is everything that Utd players don’t seem to display.

Mate Chelsea are a million miles ahead of that lot despite you’re poor start this season

If you were playing them next you would put 6 past em.

If we still had 10 games left I reckon they would be flirting with relegation

 

[Gingers Dad]

I don’t know why any player would consider moving from Chelsea to Utd these days, or indeed for the last ten years.

How long until the media stop making them out to be some top team and accept they’re mid table with the odd cup final, like Villa, Newcastle level?

utd are way behind Villa and Newcastle at the moment.

 

[Gingers Dad]

No Sachas, that would suit his style

My mate says you can book a room by the hour there. Might actually be more appropriate

 

[jacko74]

Seen a slowed down replay of one of the Palace goals. The one where Cashmegiro slides in about 35 yards out. Really, really fucking suspicious. It was a shocking attempt. He might just be shite, or knackered, but if you're determined something is not right then that tackle is something to review.

I thought the one where he back heeled the ball into play when it was heading for the byline looked even more inexplicable.