United Thread - 2023/24

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

This is to convince myself as much as anyone else
United against the top half teams at old trafford (excluding us)
Liverpool draw
West Ham win
Chelsea win
Spurs draw
Villa win

They do seem to raise their game

And the corollary is that the opposition have a surprising off-day! Hope today is one of those days.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Would he be allowed to park in Slurs space?

Is that the spot that’s usually got a mobility scooter in it and full of empty cans of Tennents super?

 

[hammocity]

First hand I hope they get their backroom people sorted and magically Erik Ten Hag is maybe the least of problems. Build a squad of hungry young players and it's achievable to be on top of the game very easily if you do things right. Biggest mistake United has made post SAF as been the way they handed out 200k, 300k and 350k per week contracts for players who hadn't reached the level to earn that yet. And giving contracts to players "for protecting their value" WTF that even means.

Honesty Erik did good job last season and this season has been horrible. But we all know that it's been down to much much more than the manager's capability.

Mmm, joined Oct 23, Erik, hungry young players? I’m getting the feeling “Rag”.

 

[Tb1981]

And the corollary is that the opposition have a surprising off-day! Hope today is one of those days.

United score first and it’s on
Arsenal have to attack and united have players for the break
Bad news for this game is united are wank and have zero backbone

 

[BigJoe#1]

There’s some absolute nobs saying I’d never want Utd to win ffs, if it gets us that 4 in a row who gives a fcuk .

Utd are an irrelevance now Arsenal are our rivals for silverware not the has beans …

Come on you red cnuts .

It's a question of how much trust you have in Pep.... If you believe we can spank Spurs on Tuesday then come on Arsenal give these twats a damn good thrashing, take all the confidence they have and put it in the bin, set us up for the Final, On the other hand....

I think I am erring on come on Arse batter the twats. Nice to have a win/win situation on our hands don't you agree.

 

[Aba452]

Maybe the arses should play clips of that match "refereed" by old mother Riley at the swap where the twunts ended their unbeaten run by literally kicking the shit out of the gunners. In this league that's literally one of the most bent performances I've ever seen.

On the other hand perhaps the stretford poppets will channel their inner ginger micro penis vibes from which saka's famous powers of recuperation might not be enough!

Think the rabble won't even keep it respectable and tent peg will be given the Spanish archer!

The decider was always going to be spurs away.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

There’s some absolute nobs saying I’d never want Utd to win ffs, if it gets us that 4 in a row who gives a fcuk .

Utd are an irrelevance now Arsenal are our rivals for silverware not the has beans …

Come on you red cnuts .

I'm fully with you but, there's no way i'm watching today and actually urging them on.

 

[hammocity]

We have more goal difference, than these shit cunts have points.

My 11 year old nephew texted me that after the game, (without the shit and cunts).

I can't say how proud I am of him, all his training his now starting to pay off.

He's going to be a top Bert, I can feel it

My mate had turned all his Nephews and Nieces into Blues, on one side of the family the kids Granddad is a Rag, he accused my mate of “radicalising” them, he’s quite proud of what he’s done.

Tbf to Granddad Rag, he takes it in good spirits and has a laugh about it.

 

[Gazza]

I'm fully with you but, there's no way i'm watching today and actually urging them on.

I've bought a ticket and going to wear my full rag kit, rag cushion to sit on, rag butty box with a rag flask, I've learned all the the songs, the song and looking forward to the mighty Stretford Rangers giving those nasty gooners one hell of a beating.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I've bought a ticket and going to wear my full rag kit, rag cushion to sit on, rag butty box with a rag flask, I've learned all the the songs, the song and looking forward to the mighty Stretford Rangers giving those nasty gooners one hell of a beating.

Take a fishing rod and a four pack of beer with you as well. ;)