United Thread - 2023/24

[cheekybids]

Bitters all round on the Caf today... I love it!

If they couldn’t compete with the Glazers throwing money at it, just wait until until the Scruffy Jim cutbacks kick in.

 

[Bez]

We have 85 points from 36 matches played this season. This total is better than Man Utd's final points tally for 7 of their Premier League title wins and that includes some seasons where Man United played 42 games. Fergie was lucky he did not have to compete against Guardiola in the same league.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

31 point in front you Dutch bald ****

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

31 point in front you Dutch bald ****

Only because they haven’t played yet. It’ll be 28 points tomorrow.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Only because they haven’t played yet. It’ll be 28 points tomorrow.

I think Villa beating Liverpool looks possible.

 

[ninjamonkey]

I promise not to laugh at them until after the euros if they can pull a result out of their arse tomorrow. That's some commitment as there's so, so much to laugh at them for.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Bingo leaving means Sky won't give a fuck when they parade the treble winning team around the swamp tomorrow.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

We have more goal difference, than these shit cunts have points.

My 11 year old nephew texted me that after the game, (without the shit and cunts).

I can't say how proud I am of him, all his training is now starting to pay off.

He's going to be a top Bert, I can feel it

 

[MadchesterCity]

Come on Raggies, the world thinks you are pathetic worms and shit on their shoe, time to rise from the swamp and get points from the Arse