United Thread - 2023/24

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Football is a funny old game Arsenal should destroy the rags today but you just don’t know,having said that there is no way they don’t win the powers that be will want it going to the last day,the rags will get nothing today from the official’s or VAR..
 
Preferred results in order:
1 Rags controversial win
2 Draw with rags controversial 90+9 equaliser
3 Arse 8 nil win
4 Match abandoned after Ten Bob peels off his skin and vaporises Legohead with his alien eye lasers.

Obviously 1 & 4 are fantasy so sit back and enjoy the shithousery and red cards.
 
United need a win today to have any hope of overhauling Newcastle in their match next week as they are still in the chase for Europe. The goal difference situation effectively puts them 4 points behind, having played a game less.

So whilst some pessimists might think they're going to "roll over" for Arsenal to stop 'Citeh', if they lose today it'll be because they're shit, not for any lack of effort.
 
I'm brushing up on the words to "my old man, said be a City fan", "nick nack paddy wack" and, of course, "Glory glory M** u****d" for this afternoon.
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United need a win today to have any hope of overhauling Newcastle in their match next week as they are still in the chase for Europe. The goal difference situation effectively puts them 4 points behind, having played a game less.

So whilst some pessimists might think they're going to "roll over" for Arsenal to stop 'Citeh', if they lose today it'll be because they're shit, not for any lack of effort.

The Rags need a 25 nil win to address the goal difference with the Barcodes.
 
The Rags need a 25 nil win to address the goal difference with the Barcodes.
But a loss today puts them level on games played and still 3 points behind Newcastle. Win today they'll be level on points and they play Newcastle next.
 
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