United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

First hand I hope they get their backroom people sorted and magically Erik Ten Hag is maybe the least of problems. Build a squad of hungry young players and it's achievable to be on top of the game very easily if you do things right. Biggest mistake United has made post SAF as been the way they handed out 200k, 300k and 350k per week contracts for players who hadn't reached the level to earn that yet. And giving contracts to players "for protecting their value" WTF that even means.

Honesty Erik did good job last season and this season has been horrible. But we all know that it's been down to much much more than the manager's capability.

Quick tip for you; referring to him as "SAF" won't win you too many friends on here.

 

[jimharri]

Drank a bottle of whisky and pissed my pants to try and channel my inner Alex Ferguson to cheer on the mighty reds

Did you go out in your jalopy?

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

The Govan Piss Can is never addressed by any City fan as "SAF"

Give him a break he meant Silly Auld Fucker

 

[blue for life]

The rags have to score first otherwise I think it may be a long afternoon

 

[halfcenturyup]

There’s some absolute nobs saying I’d never want Utd to win ffs, if it gets us that 4 in a row who gives a fcuk .

Utd are an irrelevance now Arsenal are our rivals for silverware not the has beans …

Come on you red cnuts .

The ultimate insult. They are so irrelevant, we don't even care if they lose or not ..

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

A thought for the day, our centre half is more prolific in front of goal at the moment than Rashford and poundshop Haaland.

 

[jimharri]

The ultimate insult. They are so irrelevant, we don't even care if they lose or not ..

They're not the club's rivals any more; haven't been for a long time now. But I'll never tire of us beating them, or of them being shit.

 

[jimharri]

A thought for the day, our centre half is more prolific in front of goal at the moment than Rashford and poundshop Haaland.

Gvardiol, I presume? Spotted this yesterday.....

 

[doobyedoobye]

I'm not sure there is an available manager on planet earth currently that could turn their fortunes around on the pitch..

 

[Metal Biker]

I expect a Rashford 2 yard screamer today.