United Thread - 2023/24

[GaudinoMotors]

Not a prayer this shower of shite will do anything today. They wouldn't get a point playing themselves.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Can they turn the clock back to 1999?
I doubt it.
A 0-0 would suit me but I think arse will win by 3 or more.

yep I think it's far more likely for a 3+ or more goal difference than a 0-0 or united win. So much so I'm sticking a bet on an Arsenal win

 

[RightTurnClyde]

C’mon you dirty rags!

 

[madloaf]

Not a chance in hell this lot come close to taking a point off arsenal today. Useless bag of twats.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Don't cut your nose off to spite your face mate, We all hate the scruffy red bastards more than anybody.

We need what's best for City, The Rags getting a result is beneficial to Manchester City and that's what matters the most to us. I love City more than I hate United so I hope the twats get something today.

If Arsenal lose today I’ll smile.

But I’ll laugh and take the piss if united lose and we win without their help.

 

[nellyonthewing]

The knocked Liverpool out of the FA Cup on March 17th and then didn't win a game of football until April 23rd, They are that shit they can't get a moral boosting win.

Exactly my take .. They are like a rusty nail . No feckin use but can still hurt you if you aren't careful.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Come on you rag cunts

*vomits*

 

[SWPISHOME]

If Arsenal lose today I’ll smile.

But I’ll laugh and take the piss if united lose and we win without their help.

100%. They'll always be cunts!

We'll all join you on here for the piss taking if the lose ;)

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Have the rags got any injured players back? There is no way I can see anything but an easy Arsenal win but I live in hope they have an off day or the rags fluke it.

I believe so but maybe not any defenders not sure that it matters anyway

 

[1961_vintage]

Can any of our resident rag infils help us out with some song suggestions for this afternoon?

It's been 20-odd years since we heard any so I'm struggling.