United Thread - 2023/24

[schfc6]

Took the kids to the seaside today in the hope I get a full day pass next weekend. I was surprised to see it was only 0-1. How shite were they? How nervous were Arsenal?

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Should be closed down by the council. The fuckers have had games called off due to fake bombs in the toilets & fans breaking in before the game. Theyve poisoned people with uncooked chicken & this roof has been leaking for years…..

How the fuck do they get a safety certificate ?

Reminds me of Gorton Tub

 

[toffee balls]

Mr Party Pooper here
that was an incredible flash flood we had today

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mr Party Pooper here
that was an incredible flash flood we had today

It was Matt Busby crying about the state of the club.

 

[chris85mcfc]

Lauded as the theatre of dreams ffs

Theatre of streams

 

[ysmsa]

I reckon the whole thing is deliberate. Create all this coverage/outrage with the aim of getting a grant to fund the refurb.

Yep,

I reckon that **** Ratcliffe was on the roof with a hosepipe

 

[ysmsa]

Took the kids to the seaside today in the hope I get a full day pass next weekend. I was surprised to see it was only 0-1. How shite were they? How nervous were Arsenal?

And all you had to do was go to Stretford for a Paddle

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Didn’t City fans sing a song in the 1960s from the Kinks -Dead End Street,
There’s a crack up in the ceiling,
And the Stretford End is leaking,

I can’t remember the rest of it.

It ended

What are we living for
To see United in Division four….

 

[Blu1]

Can anybody explain why Utd fans are happy with that shit show today ?

They should be embarrased with the team, management & that leaking roof!

They are the laughing stock of the entire footballing world

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Just seen Wayne Rooney. Christ, he looks like Captain Birdseye after he's eaten a whale sandwich.