United Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

Is that the rag fans or the arses singing ot is falling down I can hear?

Cockneys so difficult to tell.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

She South African..

She's not very good!! But ticks a few boxes!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Should be closed down by the council. The fuckers have had games called off due to fake bombs in the toilets & fans breaking in before the game. Theyve poisoned people with uncooked chicken & this roof has been leaking for years…..

How the fuck do they get a safety certificate ?

Simples - This is 'Manchesh Yoonated' we're talking about @cheekybids .............

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

No one seriously thought they were going help us. Please. First they are shit, second they are shit. third..ad infinitum...

No one seriously thought they were capable of helping us.....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Heard some Rags in the pub talking about sacking Tent Peg before the cup final, they want to bring the Goven Pisscan back for a one off match. The main reason being he would put a rocket up their arses.

Can you imagine a modern day footballer putting up with the "hairdryer" treatment that he used to rely on.

Fucking shambles of a club, long may it continue.

That Cockney Rag on Drive Time on Talk Sport mentioned this last week, that Bacon should be brought in to do the team talk......
Darren ''Jude Bellinam'' Bent put him straight saying if any rag player has to be inspired to play in a Cup Final at Wembley by listening to the ramblings of yesterday's man, then they shouldn't be anywhere near the changing room.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Should be closed down by the council. The fuckers have had games called off due to fake bombs in the toilets & fans breaking in before the game. Theyve poisoned people with uncooked chicken & this roof has been leaking for years…..

How the fuck do they get a safety certificate ?

It is actually a cause for concern if you’re a United fan. Could easily slip over in those conditions. Council should be forcing them to fix the issues.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Maybe the vermin were shielding their so called 'injured 'players. They will no doubt all be refreshed and fit for the FA CUP

Hopefully they are all so out of match practice and fitness - would be min of two weeks off, maybe three?
Or maybe the Ledlry King plan works when you have no refined structure to have to work to?

 

[Blue5964]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe spotted leaving Old Trafford.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You've heard of the 02 arena?
Well this is the H20 arena!

Gound sponsor alert.

 

[Blue5964]