United Thread - 2023/24

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They’re not relegation fodder - yet. The thing is though is their problems are only going to get worse.

Who is seriously going to want that job in the summer? Who is available? They will be looking at average managers at best. There are clubs way above United now in the pecking order when it comes to attracting managers and players.

Look at Evans. 14 years ago in 5 months time he was playing for them when he hammered them and took over. He started yesterday.

Nobody is going to want to go there. They’re likely to finish 8th this season. Bottom half next season 100%.

They’re shite.
Their first problem is that they do not want to develop a club incrementally, an improvement season by season to a point where you can challenge for the top honours in the game. They want to be the top club season after season, throwing their weight around, gloating and crowing like they used to do. Thankfully, there are a much greater number of teams in the PL who can challenge them and outplay them. The other problem they have is that their fans cannot accommodate the notion that their club is among the also-rans. I read somewhere yesterday that they have conceded the number of goals that matched the 70-71 season. How many Rags can remember that.

I hope new and young City fans have read their history books and know where we came from!
 
I’m sorry, wtf, I’ve not watched her before… she’s Sky’s head reporter of football!?!? Jeezus
No, just one of several “Senior Reporters”, no idea what the distinction is but she’s fucking useless, as most know she’s a Dipper and she said she didn’t choose the Dippers, they chose her, familiar twee shit that only those cunts can come up with.
 
Posted back in March when Chelsea were scrapping to stay out of the bottom half!

Chelsea are starting to get a little bit of momentum going. A pre season and a better understanding of the large amount of players they have, they could be in the mix to get top four.
 
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate thes fuckers anymore they’ve now got über Cnut seb fuckin coe turning up at the shit tip!
There’s a story about Chav supporting Coe, probably apocryphal but anyway:

He goes to a big game at Stamford Bridge, the fans are being kept apart and Coe is heading towards the Hospitality suites, a Steward stops him and says

“Sorry you can’t go that way past the opposing fans, you’ll have to walk around the ground to your entrance”

Coe replies

“Do you know who I am?”

“No” says Steward

“I’m Seb Coe, Olympic Gold medal runner”

Steward

“Ok, run round to your entrance, you’ll get there quicker than everyone else”.
 
Can you imagine the categories?

Tantrum of the season award - there would be a few up for that.
Suicidal pass out from the back award.
The Rodri play like award - nobody in that one.
The Dutch speaking award
The Best ex Ajax player award
Injury of the year
The prestigious, Biggest Shower Award.
 
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