United Thread - 2023/24

[KentBlue]

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What a prize ****. Trying to look like some tough gangster ready to break some bones. FFS! When I was gigging we had security blokes who would have ripped your tongue out as soon as look at you, he would not have gone the distance with any of them.
This twat would soil himself if fucking Zippy or Bungle gave him a 'hard-man' stare.

 

[splinter]

What a prize ****. Trying to look like some tough gangster ready to break some bones. FFS! When I was gigging we had security blokes who would have ripped your tongue out as soon as look at you, he would not have gone the distance with any of them.
This twat would soil himself if fucking Zippy or Bungle gave him a 'hard-man' stare.

Definitely not wired right

 

[splinter]

Can you imagine the categories?

Tantrum of the season award - there would be a few up for that.
Suicidal pass out from the back award.
The Rodri play like award - nobody in that one.
The Dutch speaking award
The Best ex Ajax player award
Injury of the year
The prestigious, Biggest Shower Award.

Can we add to this list :)

 

[half & half derby scarf]

What a prize ****. Trying to look like some tough gangster ready to break some bones. FFS! When I was gigging we had security blokes who would have ripped your tongue out as soon as look at you, he would not have gone the distance with any of them.
This twat would soil himself if fucking Zippy or Bungle gave him a 'hard-man' stare.

It's his bedroom stare

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Can you imagine the categories?

Tantrum of the season award - there would be a few up for that.
Suicidal pass out from the back award.
The Rodri play like award - nobody in that one.
The Dutch speaking award
The Best ex Ajax player award
Injury of the year
The prestigious, Biggest Shower Award.

Dive of the year.

 

[PinkFinal]

Next June - 20 years of Glazer Greatness

The celebrations will be marvelous I'm sure

Eh MUEN?

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

How the fuck does that stadium have a safety certificate?

 

[bakerdave76]

How the fuck does that stadium have a safety certificate?

Thats what i asked Trafford council yesterday

 

[chedinho]

That Cockney Rag on Drive Time on Talk Sport mentioned this last week, that Bacon should be brought in to do the team talk......
Darren ''Jude Bellinam'' Bent put him straight saying if any rag player has to be inspired to play in a Cup Final at Wembley by listening to the ramblings of yesterday's man, then they shouldn't be anywhere near the changing room.

He already did one for some European team. That we were drawn against.
Didn’t do them any good.

 

[KentBlue]

Next June - 20 years of Glazer Greatness

The celebrations will be marvelous I'm sure

Eh MUEN?

There should be celebrations all over the country: carnivals, fairground rides, street parties etc. A huge banner saying "The Rock of Gibraltar," and "Thank you, Govan Despot."