United Thread - 2023/24

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johnevans said:
So, for our survey, I should put you down in the 'Not a Fan' category, then..?!

(One day, I'll set down here the story of that dreadful egotist's behaviour when he visited my sister's school in Salford some 20 years ago.. selfish and self-entitled doesn't even begin to describe it..)
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My claim to fame. Two of my mates joined Mere Country Club. I was only invited along once. Part of their excitement whilst enjoying the facilities was that Pisscan would occasionally take a sauna. Much jostling for places ensued just to be in the presence of the twat.
Me and my mates (ex after the event) were in said sauna when he wobbled in.
After a bit of stilted conversation I released a truly epic silent one. It was genuinely off the scale. The confinement and heat exacerbated the effect and it was close to bringing tears to eyes and inducing involuntary retch.
Pisscan looked round and i helpfully pointed at my mate. Pisscan exited at top speed.
My mates were mortified and sat for some time in the putrid atmosphere unable to compute before bolting themselves.
I was never invited again. My ex mates were shunned by the ‘great man‘ when occasionally bumping into him at Mere from that moment on.
 
KentBlue said:
And all this is happening while that malodorous, belligerent, hate-filled octogenarian watches on. Words and phrases like "Small club mentality,"Not in my lifetime" and "Noisy neighbours" swirling through the remains of his drink-ravaged brain. Unable to comprehend the fact that the club that he and his colleagues routinely sneered at, made derogatory comments about and openly dismissed as 'small time,' are now amongst the elite: the cream of the cream, a side playing an attractive, attacking style of football unprecedented in British sport.

The dethroned despot now sits in the semi-abandoned, derelict ground that was once his kingdom. His purple-veined face and bloodshot eyes, visual evidence of decades-long chronic alcohol abuse. Like the ghost of Saddam Hussein returning to the war-torn streets of an Iraq destroyed beyond all recognition by the bombs and the bullets of its many enemies.

The fallen dictator of the swamp now has nowhere to turn, no old friends to reminisce with, no 'jolly old pals' to embrace and laugh with about old times. They are all gone, either dead or infirm. He has nothing left to live for so he now spends his last lonely hours on earth, feebly watching from afar as that very same club that he once so vigorously mocked has now turned the throttle up and roared off into the distance, leaving a frail and bewildered old man in its dust.


Meanwhile, in the rest of country, thousands upon thousands of decent, respectable folk will be stocking up on supplies of jelly and ice-cream in order to feast with much merriment the final days of one of the most disliked football managers who ever blighted the English league.
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You've done it again haven't you !! When are you going to climb down off that lofty fence of yours and tell it how it really is. Hey ??
 
Bez said:
You know when people become arrogant they say things that are just plain wrong. Well Sir Bobby did this 10 years ago.

www.bbc.co.uk

Bobby Charlton: Man Utd will finish above Man City next season

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton "guarantees" the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Brilliant re-post.

“I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second."

Ha ha try anywhere between second and eighth.

How the mighty fall whilst clinging to their broken empire.
 
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