United Thread - 2023/24

[Vicmeldrew666]

Surely Pope Findus' PR team should be doing a better job.
Not in waistcoats squad? Get him out there at every primary school in the area, pictured serving school dinners, vids all over showing him preparing school meals, but, no, complete radio silence on this front.
Mediocre player and his PR team are seriously Z list

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Rashford's exuberant contract has come back to bite him on the arse. Neither he nor the Rags can afford to cut it short, and nobody could afford his wages anyway.

 

[give it to gordon]

Sycophant Henry Winter on PR Rashford's payroll.

Why wouldn't he want to stay ? Easy life, run down a few blind alleys a few times aweek, that's about 5 minutes work for 350k a week.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Why wouldn't he want to stay ? Easy life, run down a few blind alleys a few times aweek, that's about 5 minutes work for 350k a week.

Also 20 mins on a private flight to Larne.

 

[Blueboy73]

At what is Rashford talented?

Making sandwiches?
Frying fish fingers?
Conning the rags out of hundreds of thousands of pounds each week?
Running really, really fast?
Twatting footballs high and wide of the goal?

Getting pissed mid season in Belfast.

 

[hammocity]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Sly Sports News still desperate to keep United and Rashford relevant.

His best form is a purple patch for about 2 months every 4 years

 

[Blueboy73]

His best form is a purple patch for about 2 months every 4 years

Whenever he wants a new contract.

 

[mexico1970]

His best form is a purple patch for about 2 months every 4 years

His last purple patch was last season where he scored 6 goals and had a nice little raise for his efforts.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

There's an obligation to show each team a minimum number of times.
The networks like to get run of the mill teams out of the way early so they don't end up with "dead rubber" games at the business end of the season.
In other words another season of irrelevance in the PL for the Rags.