United Thread - 2023/24

[Vicmeldrew666]

Surely Pope Findus' PR team should be doing a better job.
Not in waistcoats squad? Get him out there at every primary school in the area, pictured serving school dinners, vids all over showing him preparing school meals, but, no, complete radio silence on this front.
Mediocre player and his PR team are seriously Z list

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Rashford's exuberant contract has come back to bite him on the arse. Neither he nor the Rags can afford to cut it short, and nobody could afford his wages anyway.

 

[give it to gordon]

Sycophant Henry Winter on PR Rashford's payroll.

Why wouldn't he want to stay ? Easy life, run down a few blind alleys a few times aweek, that's about 5 minutes work for 350k a week.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Why wouldn't he want to stay ? Easy life, run down a few blind alleys a few times aweek, that's about 5 minutes work for 350k a week.

Also 20 mins on a private flight to Larne.

 

[Blueboy73]

At what is Rashford talented?

Making sandwiches?
Frying fish fingers?
Conning the rags out of hundreds of thousands of pounds each week?
Running really, really fast?
Twatting footballs high and wide of the goal?

Getting pissed mid season in Belfast.

 

[hammocity]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Sly Sports News still desperate to keep United and Rashford relevant.

His best form is a purple patch for about 2 months every 4 years

 

[Blueboy73]

His best form is a purple patch for about 2 months every 4 years

Whenever he wants a new contract.

 

[mexico1970]

His best form is a purple patch for about 2 months every 4 years

His last purple patch was last season where he scored 6 goals and had a nice little raise for his efforts.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

There's an obligation to show each team a minimum number of times.
The networks like to get run of the mill teams out of the way early so they don't end up with "dead rubber" games at the business end of the season.
In other words another season of irrelevance in the PL for the Rags.

 

[shroom]

not sure why, but every time Rashford is mentioned I think of this clip, lol

 

[deegee33]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

They're almost certain to win one of them, the media is hoping it's in the first six.

 

[remember arthur mann]

No **** wants him

 

[mexico1970]

No **** wants him

What could go wrong, paying a bog standard player £375,000 a week and with 4 years left to run? They have done this numerous times over the last decade and they'll do it again I have no doubt.

 

[Blueboy73]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

Operation Polish Turd in full flow.

 

[manimanc]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

Telling you, pigmol and the Premier League want these pricks front and centre next season. Putting them on first on the Friday night aroused my suspicions but news of their 1st six games being televised confirms it.
Red wankfest next season, they obviously don't fancy slot at the tramps to set the world alight.

 

[abu13]

I see the Rags have sold Donny Van De Beek to Girona, seems they managed to get just £500k for him, I thought he was an £80 million player who they got for a snip at £40 million.

 

[N1985]

SCUM

 

[N1985]

Whenever he wants a new contract.

Marcus Mahrez

 

[abu13]

Rags first six games all being shown live, fully understand the Dippers and Spuds games but:

Fulham
Brighton
Southampton
Palace

There has to be some kind of quid pro quo going on here, a team that finished eighth garnering all this publicity.

People forget that Sky tried to buy the Rags, it is completely in their interests for the scum to do well. Hopefully they get their arses handed to them in some of these games.