United Thread - 2023/24

[RayCTID]

Slightly cheaper than Hjolund. I'll give them that.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Is there any fcuker this lot are not signing?

Jean-Clair Todibo... Savio

 

[TinFoilHat]

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Thursday night football woop woop.

Few teams there the rags will struggle against.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Wesley Sneijder next?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scum!

 

[Newman Noggs]

Interesting direction to take, going all-in on Dutch players and coaching staff. If ten Hag is as bad a coach as he appears so far, when they sack him, they'll have to go for Koeman. Risky strategy in my view.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Interesting direction to take, going all-in on Dutch players and coaching staff. If ten Hag is as bad a coach as he appears so far, when they sack him, they'll have to go for Koeman. Risky strategy in my view.

I prefer to think that if they bin Poundland they'll be left with lots of shit Dutch backroom staff that the new manager won't want anything to do with as whoever comes in most likely won't have Poundland's 'extensive knowledge' of the Dutch leagues.

They'll all want a nice playoff too that the rags won't be happy/able to fund.

Could even make it suicidal financially to get rid of Poundland.

 

[No One Understands]

OK but why can't I find it on the Internet? I've broadened my search query and put 'whose this **** the rags have signed' and it still doesn't bring anything up.

You should have searched for this title:
"How to borrow the release clause money from the selling club for more money? A sure fire way to beat FFP using more debt"

 

[No One Understands]

It's a shame berrada is no longer here to leak our targets, so that united can flush out the mercenaries for us, and overpay for them.

 

[BridgyDids]

Interesting direction to take, going all-in on Dutch players and coaching staff. If ten Hag is as bad a coach as he appears so far, when they sack him, they'll have to go for Koeman. Risky strategy in my view.

Their next manager is already there now. Van Nistelrooij.

Looking at his coaching career, he’s had a bit of success and then stormed off after not being backed by the board. He’ll fit in at United, plus it shows they are still not over their “history”.

Ten Haag is a sitting duck in that job, and he’s too thick to realise he’s already got his replacement on his team.