United Thread - 2023/24

[Tb1981]

Funny watching the PR coming out of this club
They are doing the same as they always have
Zirkzee as on his way to Milan with zero premier league interest and they decided the get involved
De ligt is a Bayern reject - but they think he is a big name
Ugarte is a psg flop
Ivan Toney is average
Branthwaite is good bit they will over pay for him

they are just doing easy transfers
They will be miles behind us, Liverpool and Arsenal again

Then they have to get rid of all the shite no one wants
And that’s a huge list
Rashford, Maguire. Anthony, mctominey, wan bissaka, sancho, Casemiro, lindelof
……..

 

[jimharri]

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14th beat team in Europe. Arsenal 19th. Leverkusen 11th. Make this make sense.

Above ‘em all, of course, only sky blue.

You are (nearly) John Lennon, and I claim my prize.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Not in this case. In French, adjectives denoting size are usually placed before the noun.

In my head, I was using énorme as the adjective, but point taken about more common adjectives :)

I will try not to be a queue condescendante in future.

 

[TFC]

I'll forever be annoyed that we gave this shower the FA Cup. Fuck right off.

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Where’s the vile BBC Manchester United reporter Simon Stone - MIA ? If this was an ex City player he’d have the boot in by now.

He's packing his bags for his trip on the rags preseason tour like he does every year. Interestingly enough the albeeb do not afford the same dedication to any other premier league team. Although, given the cult status they have bestowed on Bellingham they will undoubtedly start following Madrid around like a faith lap dog!

 

[Blue Mist]

I'll forever be annoyed that we gave this shower the FA Cup. Fuck right off.

Not just because we lost, the financial leg up it gave them qualifying for Europe.

 

[TinFoilHat]

"Can't sign Branthwaite as we'll break the spending rules."

"Give JFE a few beer tokens instead. Jobs a good 'un!"

 

[mexico1970]

The rags will find a way to sign whoever they want, as sure as night follows day they will find a Norwegian sweet spot that does it differently.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

14th best team at what

Just dragged themselves clear of the relegation places. Still, like the song goes there’s always next year…

 

[Spanishbob]

Not in this case. In French, adjectives denoting size are usually placed before the noun.

Everyday is a school day.