United Thread - 2023/24

[blue b4 the moon]

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Bloody hell, talk about polishing a turd!

Heaton's Euro commitments?

 

[Blueboy73]

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Bloody hell, talk about polishing a turd!

As a Rag reporting about the rags, he's had plenty of practice.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Bloody hell, talk about polishing a turd!

Hopes of a draw?

Fucking hell!

I know it’s their first pre-season game, but a club with aspirations of winning the Premier League (yes, I know) should be beating the 11th-placed team in the Norwegian league.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Heaton's Euro commitments?

Was there as a keeper coach, helping Pickford practice hoofing it.

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's a too delicious thought to really take seriously. Can they be that inept to employ him?
Here's hoping so :)

Howard Webb making it obvious keeping the fuckers up.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is Simon on their pre-season tour again, paid for by us?

Knowing the BBC he'll be coming with us!

 

[Blu1]

Best way to do that, is for City to start a rumour that we are interested in him..,

Just be our luck to get him :-(

 

[Vienna_70]

Are the rags not going to America this pre-season?

I suppose they can’t afford it.

 

[KS55]

Are the rags not going to America this pre-season?

I suppose they can’t afford it.

Not invited due to poor tv ratings. (That might even be true.)

 

[jrb]

Are the rags not going to America this pre-season?

I suppose they can’t afford it.

The BBC can’t afford to send Sly Stine this time, so United have decided not to play in America.