United Thread - 2023/24

[Koniec]

United sign another little wanker as seen from the lower photo.

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Go nicely with the Onanist in goal

 

[Nellies left peg]

There is a vast difference the way we get our transfers done classily and straight forwardly compared to the rags who constantly fuck about and we have a will he or won’t he for six weeks before they announce the new messiah that we have never heard of

 

[heslops barnet]

Sat here bored so I’m watching the shite on mute……Rashford still shite

 

[Semper aggressus]

God I hope he turns out shit and only scores about four goals all season.

 

[heslops barnet]

God I hope he turns out shit and only scores about four goals all season.

You talking about the forward line?

 

[heslops barnet]

Mason Mount misses an open goal!

 

[Gingers Dad]

Heh, I saw a faded sticker on a lamppost in town which said "Buy Wesley Sneijder"

It really made me laugh because he now looks like this.

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Luke Shaw will be asking him for his fitness coaches number

 

[Dr Jacoby]

They’ve signed Hojlund for £72m. Never seen him play but seems an awful lot of money for someone mostly unproven.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Rag goalkeeper has just supplied his first magic moment getting chipped from way out.

 

[mcfc64]

Mount just missed an open goal and the best keeper in the world has just got chipped from 30 yards !!