United Thread - 2023/24

[Gray]

Another boyhood Utd fan realising his dream to play at Old Toilet what are the chances...

For half as much again as Erling, he will have to go some to score 50% more goals than Alfies lad managed last season.

 

[bluetonium]

It's almost as if they have a draft text ready for new arrivals to read, pre approved to appease the happy clappers. Shame they had to edit out the references to Giggs bedding and Greenwood pj's, although maybe they can restore that once the media forget the details.

Pound Shop Pep and now Home Bargains Haaland. Except they've spent more on knock offs than we did on the genuine article. Can't wait for them to become public enemy number one by October, when the title dream slips away, and the instruction goes to to get the zebra pants and 'Lacosta' shirts on. The 'nited way.

 

[Super-Barwuah]

Love the way he gets tangled in the netting also. It’s aesthetically beautiful.

Scum!

Gonna be fun watching him and utd fans calling for his head...won't take em long onana will be forced to play hoofball from what I've seen in this friendly

 

[remember arthur mann]

Most rags looked shagged out, apart from Rashford, who does fook all and cashemiro who was watching his implants.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Don’t forget….

"It is no secret I have been a fan of this great club since I was a small boy," Hojlund said.

Have the child protection people been round to his parents yet.

 

[blue for life]

Are they back?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Remember lads it's only a friendly and isn't relative.....those two can get much worse that that in a real game.

I've said before that keeper won't be in goals as No.1 towards the end of the season.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Turned another corner?

 

[jaseisblue]

Turned another corner?

More corners than a Dodecahedron

 

[wolviedinho]

Turned another corner?

You can do a lot with a turd…you can dress it up and mould it but its still a lump of turd:



United will never be back. It’s not because they don’t spend money, not because the don’t hire good coaches and it’s not because of the glazers.

Whisper it quietly… the real reason they won’t be back is because of little city. We have taken everything.

I don’t have the energy for them anymore. It’s Liverpool's year anyway -:)

Fuck the scum.