United Thread - 2023/24

[Manchester_lalala]

Well worth a trip over to the 'caf. They're buzzing til the games start.

In their prem prediction thread, a shit load of posters predicated that United will be champions. They will struggle for top 6.

 

[cheekybids]

I said to a rag neighbour of mine, for all the slagging off of DeGea he was an excellent shop stopper, while this new lad will be able to pass the ball out better from the back he will not stop some of the shots that DeGea would make. Kind of like robbing Peter to pay Paul.

To get the best out of the new keeper they need to upgrade their entire defence.

Do you mean shot stopper or shop lifter?

 

[remember arthur mann]

rags back on free pass with fouls apu.

 

[yeseye]

Don’t forget….

"It is no secret I have been a fan of this great club since I was a small boy," Hojlund said.

Poor Bastard!

 

[wolviedinho]

Flicked over and gash scored a worldie according to sky tv. Then came the replay and it showed a big deflection. Too soon to say united are back?

Absolute garbage club with ratty fans.

Fuck em

 

[yeseye]

Has the new Alan Smith started?

 

[cheekybids]

Love the way he gets tangled in the netting also. It’s aesthetically beautiful.

Scum!

 

[Working Man's Blues]

Another boyhood Utd fan realising his dream to play at Old Toilet what are the chances...

 

[IBlue]

Someone should have really looked at the calibre of defending and their inability to play 5 yard passes before signing a keeper that does that

 

[jimharri]

Lens clearly got the memo that was circulated at HT.