United Thread - 2023/24

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cheekybids said:
Compare Darren Fletchers performance versus Txixi. In the last few months he’s signed his twin boys from City & his wife’s best mate that was considered over the hill 10 years ago…..

Failed to sell the dead wood & bought a sweeper keeper that even I knew wouldn’t work in that team with those players.
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They make some strange decisions don’t they. Fletcher is just a crazy appointment, just like Solskaar was.
 
flb said:
That pisstain is supposed to be big on history , as are all at the shit stain of a club , a club that endorsed ridiculing our club with the rolling banner , a club that so fucking easily forgets us letting there club use our ground when old Trafford got bombed , at what point did that shite stain of a club forget that ? Why have they deemed us a threat seeing as we are so fucking insignificant to them? I hope the **** Ferguson ends up eating his own shite through going senile , the nasty horrible **** that he is , and throw Charlton into the mix , and cunts like Crerand. They have never respected this club.
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You might want to think about changing your location, mate.
 
JASR said:
So, Lets get this straight...

£80 million Antony is in trouble externally
£75 million Sancho is in trouble internally
£80 million Maguire can't go back to Greece
£0 Greenwood has been sent out on loan with a view of hoping 'it all blows over'
£30 million Bailly is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£36 million Martial is uninterested
£80 40 million DvB is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£0 Rashford cannot track back
£0 Evans is getting a last payday
£0 Reguilon is surplus to Tottenham requirements
£0 Mctominay was likely surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£34 million Varane seems to be permamently injured
£60 million Casemiro is 31
£64 million Hojlund arrived with a bad back, that might need game managing
£48 million Martinez is short
£420k Garnacho seems like the perfect fit for United - ego, another Sancho/Martial/Rashford
£55 million Mount seems like most of the country (other than Southgate and United) don't rate
£8.5 million (potentially +£21.4 million) Amrabat was not wanted by Fiorentina
£0 Eriksen is 31
£0 Williams (next new whatever) is on loan

So 20 players that have issues out of a squad of 35 are not playing for them, or have some sort of real or potential issue!
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Great work Darren Fletcher…..
 
remember arthur mann said:
This lot are all head cases, spending far too long in their cells bedrooms.

Now this young lady is making a nice living getting out and about, certainly not a plastic.




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Sort of but they get tickets to all our and other teams important games including finals while some of our genuine fans miss out. I saw there were a few at the Madrid semi final who had flown direct from the Italian semi final straight to our game. They are just big game hores.
 
zandvoort blue said:
Rumours of a recall clause in January for Greenwood`s contract with Getafe. And also that they are looking to extend his contract past 2025 to "protect his value".
SCUM club.
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The money they throw away continually trying to “protect their asset” is ridiculous. My old man used to say about a tight arse he knew “he’s so stingy that if he found a packet of corn plasters, he’d rush out to buy some tight shoes.”
 
Stephen Ireland's pants said:
Sancho has a ghost In the closet and tent peg obviously knows it . He was missing for 3 months last season but Eric is not having it this year . . Fair play when your backs to the wall its dog eat dog . Especially if your dogs on 300k
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Pep or whoever made the decision to let him go was 100% correct. Imagine a kid dictating to the best coach in the world how it's going to be. A decent season in a one team league and because he left City the media made him out to be the second coming of the Messiah. Southgate being the yes man he is of course then sticks him straight into the England team. Hype, self importance and image can only get you so far though and how his star has fallen. Love to see it.
 
Pam said:
But he's bald. And so he should be fit to lace Pep's boot. It is perfectly obvious to anyone with the smallest knowledge of ball that the bastard, hell-spawn Glazers must have made a voodoo doll of ETG and started sticking pins in them to take revenge on their Top Red critics. The Glazers must be driven from Trafford for their wicked witchcraft and lies!!. That bastard family manifested City's Treble into existence out of thin air. Just to take revenge on the Norwich City scarf thieves for protesting against their family's ownership of the club outside Lou Macari's Chip shop one evening. Well employing voodoo is cheating and the Premiership authorities must be notified of this right now !!!! It has gone on long enough and more charges must be brought.. The 277 squillion trillion Rag fans currently occupying this planet are crying themselves to sleep every night, ffs over, lickle City's made up success and all you lot can do is scoff and mock the afflicted. It isn't fair. You are all terrible people. Please admit that City did not win anything at all last season and everyone is lying about it and pretending that City did!!!! And even before last June's debacle, you caused NITED to have to take down their beloved 34 years and counting without winning silverware gloat banner, with your made up stories of glory. You smug Berties and your foul fibs and delusions have destroyed the country. For shame!!!!!

You people are all charlatans, demons or interplanetary lizards. United won the Treble last June, not City. I hate you all! Burn in hell, you hoax spreading bastards!!! I can only think you are all on crack.
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Swipe right for red cafe. Great rant Pam.
 
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gill_undrhill said:
Yes, but she has sorted out her teenage spots and is quite a pretty young woman, I bet she will actually be making a decent living off youtube talking about Man Utd. and doing watch-alongs and things. I applaud her for that.
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I think somehow she's taking the piss, always wearing a sky Blue shirt.
 
bitterblue78 said:
The major issue Man Utd have, is that now, due to TV payments, every club now has money to spend on players. Back in the day only Man Utd could go and outspend all the other clubs. It’s not the Glazers they hate, It’s the level playing field they hate.
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Yeah, I mean everybody licks Pisscans arse "greatest manager etc" but over his time they outspent every other club, he bought everybody's best players like Rooney, Van Nistle, Cole etc. the list is endless. Fucking cheats.
 
Bill Walker said:
Yeah, I mean everybody licks Pisscans arse "greatest manager etc" but over his time they outspent every other club, he bought everybody's best players like Rooney, Van Nistle, Cole etc. the list is endless. Fucking cheats.
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No not cheats, they just played the system to their advantage. All is fair in love and war. But they can‘t complain now and blame the Glzseres. Suck it up, I say.
 
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