United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

I’m sure you must have seen the stat on here that before JFE returned to the shithole, Kalvin had more Premier League winner’s medals than the entire rag squad.

I actually didn't. I really need to speak to my parole officer about being allowed out more.

 

[TravisBickle]

Just seen these money grabbing cnuts are playing again today!!
Apparently its £90 a ticket to watch their kids, I suppose they can’t be much worse then their first team!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Just seen these money grabbing cnuts are playing again today!!
Apparently its £90 a ticket to watch their kids, I suppose they can’t be much worse then their first team!

Well if their lemming hangers-on are stupid enough to pay that, why not ?

After all the brand is all they really are about in the real world of football.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Except Erling looks like a Norse God and the other guy looks like a teenager in his bedroom.

If ever one needed an apt pictorial representation of the current yawning gap between the two clubs, this would actually do pretty well. Hilarious that they produced this themselves.

The guy on the left looks like he exists in what I believe Goldbridges house looks like............

 

[Grassland Blue]

Malcolm McLaren likes this post.

Or even Schteeve .

 

[manclad]

I actually didn't. I really need to speak to my PAROLE OFFICER about being allowed out more.

Steve Coogan likes this post

 

[manimanc]

Bargain bucket Haarland looks like he wouldn't be out of place in S Club 7.

He looks like that other ugly **** with blonde hair.

Looks like they've signed another glory hunting nobhead.

 

[malg]

I suppose we'll see what the season brings. They're putting a lot of pressure on that kid though

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I suppose we'll see what the season brings. They're putting a lot of pressure on that kid though

What score enough to finish 4th .
Glazers would be more than happy with that

 

[Bantamgaz]

I suppose we'll see what the season brings. They're putting a lot of pressure on that kid though

Yell you what the season will bring

They will have a good run of winning games
The UK media will go into mass overdrive proclaiming " they are back "
The deluded masses will get over excited about it
They will get pumped on 3/4 occasions
They will bomb out of the cups
Finish 6th ???
Neville and co will blame the Glazers and reset for the 24/25 season