United Thread - 2023/24

[r.soleofsalford]

Congratulations on winning the net spend trophy.

When’s the trophy parade?

I don’t know when but I’ve heard it’s in a back entry somewhere off Chester road

 

[SebastianBlue]

Does the passing accuracy differentiate between when he passed to a rag player or an opposition player?

Imagine it’d be less than 50% if it only counted teammates.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Phil Jones back at old toilet..training the kids ;))

To do what?

 

[ROBSH34]

To do what?

Gurning lessons.

 

[malg]

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Fucking hell, Sky are doing a job there aren't they. They were always going to concede more as yer man was a good shot stopper. However, the little I've seen of them shows that he is absolutely supreme with his feet. He'd have probably made 200 passes if he had our defenders in front of him.

 

[remember arthur mann]

One of my two all time favourite bands.
Whenever this record came on we would sing
"what are we living for
to see United in Division Four"
Well we liked it.
#kinkycunt

There's a crack up in the ceiling and the Stretford end is leaking.
Pulling in no money, cos the football's pretty crummy.
What are we living for............

Nothing changes at the swamp and they have the nerve to blame the Glazers.

We sang this in the sixties, it was a shithole then and it's a shithole now.
That's why they call it the swamp.

 

[malg]

I'm sure the finance guys on here will tell you that the share price will bounce back. The Rags definitely have bounce-back-ability. Pretty sure their share price has nose dived before.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I liked him. He was completely nuts but he made me laugh.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Yep.
If I got offered a new job.
More money but you had to wear a red tshirt.
No ta

Member of Kraftwerk?

 

[Academica]

I'm sure the finance guys on here will tell you that the share price will bounce back. The Rags definitely have bounce-back-ability. Pretty sure their share price has nose dived before.

Do you post on ragcafe?

 

[malg]

Do you post on ragcafe?

I'd love to but you can't with a Gmail account. I'd love to wind them up.

 

[Bluearmy]

Fucking hell, Sky are doing a job there aren't they. They were always going to concede more as yer man was a good shot stopper. However, the little I've seen of them shows that he is absolutely supreme with his feet. He'd have probably made 200 passes if he had our defenders in front of him.

You may well be right about him being good with his feet, but you need to ask if the rags really needed a keeper who wasnt a good shot stopper at this point. Considering where they are at present. The answer is unequivocally no imo.

 

[zandvoort blue]

https://www.skysports.com/watch/vid...re-man-utd-share-price-crash-wasnt-a-surprise

Football finance guy Kieran Maguire was on Sky Sports this morning discussing Rag finances. The video on this link is not on their main page but hidden away and you have to search for it.
In short you have to hand it to the Glazers. They`ve only only spent £240 million of their own money to acquire the club, but he estimates that the Glazer family have taken out between £400 million and £500 million during their ownership.
They should put them in charge of The Treasury.

 

[freshie]

Fucking hell, Sky are doing a job there aren't they. They were always going to concede more as yer man was a good shot stopper. However, the little I've seen of them shows that he is absolutely supreme with his feet. He'd have probably made 200 passes if he had our defenders in front of him.

Yeh but they don’t. They’ve got Pat Butcher and Slabhead. So what’s the point in having a keeper like Onana?

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

I'm sure the finance guys on here will tell you that the share price will bounce back. The Rags definitely have bounce-back-ability. Pretty sure their share price has nose dived before.

Is Ole at the wheel?

 

[threespires]

Fucking hell, Sky are doing a job there aren't they. They were always going to concede more as yer man was a good shot stopper. However, the little I've seen of them shows that he is absolutely supreme with his feet. He'd have probably made 200 passes if he had our defenders in front of him.

When the likely recipients of your passes are the current roster of rag centre halfs, I'm not sure having a keeper with that ability is the smartest idea in the world.

 

[bluethrunthru]

all our fault we made them do it

Man Utd top league of transfer losses with negative spend of more than £1bn in last decade

Manchester United have spent a record £1.19bn more on transfers over the past decade than they have recouped through player sales, according to a new study.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Scoobz3]

all our fault we made them do it

Man Utd top league of transfer losses with negative spend of more than £1bn in last decade

Manchester United have spent a record £1.19bn more on transfers over the past decade than they have recouped through player sales, according to a new study.

www.bbc.co.uk

Wonder why the comments are tuned off - if City topped the table they certainly wouldn't be !

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

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That was brilliant. How Dean managed to control his face, I’ll never know.

 

[Bald fraud]

And now on Redcafe their large contingent of ‘fans’ who couldn’t pick Manchester out on a map are demanding that the match going fans invade the pitch, get arrested, fined and banned for years….

Excellent (says in mr burns voice)