United Thread - 2023/24

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He provides a high number of goals and assists.

Brilliant finisher and striker of the ball and has an engine where he never stops. His passing accuracy is low because of the types of passes he does but he is a good passer as well.

KDB rates him highly as do many in the league.

I’m with you guys, United are cnuts and their fans are no better, but Bruno is a dam good player and his stats show that.

I think it’s wrong to say he’s “not close” to starting for city.

He is the perfect example of, a player you hate for various reasons but would love if he was on your team.
You're talking shite pal.
 
He provides a high number of goals and assists.

Brilliant finisher and striker of the ball and has an engine where he never stops. His passing accuracy is low because of the types of passes he does but he is a good passer as well.

KDB rates him highly as do many in the league.

I’m with you guys, United are cnuts and their fans are no better, but Bruno is a dam good player and his stats show that.

I think it’s wrong to say he’s “not close” to starting for city.

He is the perfect example of, a player you hate for various reasons but would love if he was on your team.

Is this the same player that wanted to come off because arsenal were hammering them ?
He wanted to come off so he could have a cry in the changing room lol.

Plus at City he wouldnt be allowed to ref the game.
 
Under the circumstances he is in (shit club) his numbers are very impressive. He is a 15+ goal and assist player. That’s 30 goal contributions.

It’s hard to be as consistent as a city player when you play for a shambolic club like United. I think those are factors that actually work in his favor when comparing/judging him.

Also I was not saying that goals makes you World class but I was just saying it’s a brilliant finish.
To be fair it’s not hard to look good in that utd side and Bruno has had his fair share of good games since he signed but he’s had his fair share of bad games aswell.
If you want to know what people really think of his so called world class rating go have a look on his own thread on ragcafe.
Apart from the occasional decent performance it does not make good reading.
Even his own fans think he’s shit and a lot want him sold!

There has and is some great players from the Portuguese league many way above him Nunez for example has slotted straight into the team and looks world class after 2 games.
 
As hard as it is for me to do this, I feel I have to..... Yesterday you, manchester united, were faced with a very tough relegation 6 pointer and you won so congratulations. It may be the turning point of your season and who knows, with luck, good fortune and 3 worse teams then you, you might, after yesterday's amazing result finish17th.
 
Typical Media going over board with there parked bus 0-1 win oh they worked hard! The way they mention the pass then the goal! Well Foden scored a goal just as good that was a 46 pass sequence! But no one will bat an eyelid or bother going on about it! It's why the scum there fans never move on or improve! One win they go way over the top! Oh and Ten Bob in his after match press conference goes on like his team have spent nought and just come up from the championship! And the or this player was ill but he wanted to play, "we have team spirit he says" after slagging his players of last match! The mans a park bus Fat sam fraud of a manager...
 
Under the circumstances he is in (shit club) his numbers are very impressive. He is a 15+ goal and assist player. That’s 30 goal contributions.

It’s hard to be as consistent as a city player when you play for a shambolic club like United. I think those are factors that actually work in his favor when comparing/judging him.

Also I was not saying that goals makes you World class but I was just saying it’s a brilliant finish.
The reason that club is as shambolic as they are is because they have players like him
 
He provides a high number of goals and assists.

Brilliant finisher and striker of the ball and has an engine where he never stops. His passing accuracy is low because of the types of passes he does but he is a good passer as well.

KDB rates him highly as do many in the league.

I’m with you guys, United are cnuts and their fans are no better, but Bruno is a dam good player and his stats show that.

I think it’s wrong to say he’s “not close” to starting for city.

He is the perfect example of, a player you hate for various reasons but would love if he was on your team.
He's a flat track bully in a team of flat track bully's.

I'd guess >90% of his goals and assists are against teams in the bottom half of the table.

He's consistently anonymous and infective against any of the top 6 sides.
 
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I don’t actually because Bruno tracks back a lot as well and regardless Bruno in general is just simply a better footballer then Grealish but we can agree to disagree mate.
Portuguese fan backing Portuguese player shocker.

He is a horrible whiny **** and I'm glad we never got him.

Next.
 
No problem praising when appropriate. It's the use of the "world class" description. In this case I just don't agree.
I agree with you completely.

It's a real stretch to use the word 'class' in relation to anything associated with that shower of shite.

I'll be honest, I lost all perspective with the rags years ago. I personally couldn't be impartial if I tried.

However, in my opinion, one of two things are happening: either the rags are finished on and off the pitch or the broadcasting media' Press and pundits are gaslighting the fuck out of me.
 
He provides a high number of goals and assists.

Brilliant finisher and striker of the ball and has an engine where he never stops. His passing accuracy is low because of the types of passes he does but he is a good passer as well.

KDB rates him highly as do many in the league.

I’m with you guys, United are cnuts and their fans are no better, but Bruno is a dam good player and his stats show that.

I think it’s wrong to say he’s “not close” to starting for city.

He is the perfect example of, a player you hate for various reasons but would love if he was on your team.
He never stops???.
What about in games when they're getting battered he completely gives up and starts crying and waving his arms around.
He's a average player who does fuck all against top teams.
He's also the biggest cheating **** I've ever seen on a football pitch.
Hate this diving bastard even more than Rooney and that takes some doing
 
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