United Thread - 2023/24

[foggy1974]

The Sun say the takeover will be completed in Oct and they're 2nd favourites to sign Mbappe Bwahahahaha

Impeccable timing after the Spurs defeat.

 

[BigJoe#1]

oh dear the ironing.... don't know if this guy is taking the piss out of them or is really stupid or what..



He’s a wum obviously. Calls random teams that he is facing as great teams, random managers (e.g., Roy Hodgson and Sam Allardyce) as top managers, called Harry Maguire as ‘fast, very fast’ and still claims that he had not much to do with Barcelona success, it was all the players.

If I was him, I would have been even more insufferable.

 

[Blueboy73]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

Shame there isn't an option of "who gives a fuck you pathetic rag wankers"
I'm not on twitter/x but would sign up and vote if that was an option.

 

[Blueboy73]

Not wrong, was he?

Mad Louis warned Poundshop not to take the job before he landed at The Swamp

 

[jimharri]

Mad Louis warned Poundshop not to take the job before he landed at The Swamp

That's the same one. Look at the small print in the different shade of red. "should join", not "should have joined".

 

[Roachy]

Why the “or” ?

Dropped bollock by me, clearly should have been "and".

 

[Rory Bluelow]

The Cafe seems to be full of conspiracy theorists and Knobheads. As per usual. Weird fuckers.

There’s a few “neutrals” on there calling them out.

 

[Blueboy73]

That's the same one. Look at the small print in the different shade of red. "should join", not "should have joined".

I try to avoid any shades of red whenever I possibly can

 

[jimharri]

I try to avoid any shades of red whenever I possibly can

Understandable.

 

[Impeccable One]

I'd love to see these twats get relegated or go bust.

OR ? surely that’s a typo and you meant AND

just seen someone said this before me, but I’m still leaving this here