United Thread - 2023/24

[The perfect fumble]

I thought I saw GNIAC at Peppa pig world over the weekend with a clipboard and biro, obviously getting ideas for the new Manchester United world of fun and frolics

 

[Grassland Blue]

You could have 'Whack a Glazer' where you put on boxing gloves and hit a lifesize replica to score points.
I think that would be popular....

 

[rabby]

Superb
I’d also add the Martin Edwards ladies toilet limbo contest, and the Rock of Gibraltar donkey derby

There would have to be a grab-a-granny contest and a rancid burger stall.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Superb
I’d also add the Martin Edwards ladies toilet limbo contest, and the Rock of Gibraltar donkey derby

Plus feeding Rio the camel

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Superb
I’d also add the Martin Edwards ladies toilet limbo contest, and the Rock of Gibraltar donkey derby

Got to be a Bobby Charlton ticket office somewhere in there Shirley?

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Plus the Marcus Rashford Coconut Shy.

Throw the ball as hard as you can without aiming and see how many coconuts you can hit.

Easy if you put them all in row Z.

 

[Gazza]

They could have had a Hall of Mirrors just for Ronaldo to admire himself in all day.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

They could have had a Hall of Mirrors just for Ronaldo to admire himself in all day.

One of those ones with all the funny mirrors that distort your features? We could call it the Phil Jones hall of mirrors.

 

[Grassland Blue]

One of those ones with all the funny mirrors that distort your features? We could call it the Phil Jones hall of mirrors.

That could be the Ghost train ride.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

That could be the Ghost train ride.

Great idea. That's my halloween decorations sorted.

 

[BlueFurn]

That could be the Ghost train ride.

Poor bugger.
Bet even his Mum wanted her money back!
Ok, Halloween approaching.,,

 

[cookster]

Ineos are a petrochemical company. So would that be ‘dirteh oil moneh’?

White Oil Money is fine, it's filthy Arab Oil Money that's the issue.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I’m up for a Nitid theme Park.
PED Evasion
Sit in a lifelike changing room and your task is to disappear before the nasty Drug testers reach you.
Punch and Judy
Virtual game where Judy is given a boyfriend. Negotiate various scenarios without beating up your girl.Choose from Ryan,Mason or Clayton.
Bumper Cars
Try and hit as many traffic signs as you can whilst driving a top range super car. Toilets can be found on the hard shoulder.
Water Scchute
Sit in our life like stand operated by Steve McLaren and avoid getting soaked.
Pets Corner
Come and Feed our friendly Rodents Gary and Bruno.

Tickets must be bought in advance and be valid for the whole season. If your experience does not meet your satisfaction then please proceed to the Green and Gold tent.

What? No David Beckham, pin the one trick on the pony?

 

[shroom]

One of those ones with all the funny mirrors that distort your features? We could call it the Phil Jones hall of mirrors.

this is very very Warhol

 

[glauberbertistossedshirt]

With attractions called Oblivion, Hex and The Runaway Train, it looks like alton towers may have taken all the best names for rides at a rag theme park. Still, it won't be long before Ten Hag becomes their next Wicker Man....

 

[glauberbertistossedshirt]

this is very very Warhol

I know he made a film called "Bl*wjob" but didnt know he made one called Bum Hole

 

[freshie]

Meanwhile in Cloud Cuckoo Land…
‘YOU STOLE IT ALL’ (including our banner)

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Joel Glazer has it

 

[Bollo]

Jim’ll Fix It’s Ineos Group and the Rags are both large manufacturers of plastics.

 

[jrb]

Out go the Zebra pants, income the Jim'll Fix It outfits.

 

[jrb]

Jim Shite has morphed into.... ("You did it Jim!")

Jim Shite.