United Thread - 2023/24

[KentBlue]

Remember a few years ago about the allegation of under age sex parties which he was cleared.

I don't remember this. What happened?

 

[TinFoilHat]

I don't remember this. What happened?

De Gea accused of setting up rape - reports

David De Gea has been named in a probe into a sexual assault by a witness who alleged he arranged an encounter with her and two Spain U21 players.

www.espn.co.uk

He was cleared of the above allegations. Just makes me suspicious with their track record what they have on him to try and get him back?

 

[mexico1970]

Looks like Onana wont be long at the swamp.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Looks like Onana wont be long at the swamp.

He just saved the penalty that guarantees the quadruple!

He will be there. It wouldn't surprise me if he kicks off with his international coach again and misses the African Nations Cup so there's no issue for the scum.

 

[mexico1970]

He just saved the penalty that guarantees the quadruple!

He will be there. It wouldn't surprise me if he kicks off with his international coach again and misses the African Nations Cup so there's no issue for the scum.

De gea comes back and Onana gets the Ramsdale treatment. Maybe they play the Alpaca straight away and he has another mare leaving the rags even further in the cack.

Our shiny headed Dutch agent might just be part of the problem at the swamp mate ;)

 

[give it to gordon]

What's everyone's thoughts on Anthony Martial? He's been there 9 seasons and scored 62 premier league goals

For me he's got to be considered one of their worst signings ever. People will mention Bebe and shite like that, but for the fee, amount of games and being consistently average to poor for that many seasons is dreadful

By the end of the season Haaland would have overtaken that tally

Be due a testimony next season

 

[BlueTG]

To be fair, De Gea is better than Onana has been for them.

 

[mexico1970]

What's everyone's thoughts on Anthony Martial? He's been there 9 seasons and scored 62 premier league goals

For me he's got to be considered one of their worst signings ever. People will mention Bebe and shite like that, but for the fee, amount of games and being consistently average to poor for that many seasons is dreadful

By the end of the season Haaland would have overtaken that tally

He's so miserable isn't he?

 

[TinFoilHat]

De gea comes back and Onana gets the Ramsdale treatment. Maybe they play the Alpaca straight away and he has another mare leaving the rags even further in the cack.

Our shiny headed Dutch agent might just be part of the problem at the swamp mate ;)

Maybe he owes Pep from his time at Munich with him

:)

 

[dadnlad]

Wowowow

if he signs before friday dinner he'll play sunday

 

[mexico1970]

To be fair, De Gea is better than Onana has been for them.

Can a mod please delete this nonsense because if the Dutch magician sees it he very well might twig and play De gea on Sunday.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Can a mod please delete this nonsense because if the Dutch magician sees it he very well might twig and play De gea on Sunday.

Better just delete the whole thread about the rags.
If he reads this he will realise rashfords wank.
So is the diving rat.
That centre half is too small.
Shows too fat.
Maguire is to maguire.
Mounts a waste of money.
It's just too funny what's happening to them

 

[zandvoort blue]

When will they ever learn - Gorilla emojis - ban incoming

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

De Gea accused of setting up rape - reports

David De Gea has been named in a probe into a sexual assault by a witness who alleged he arranged an encounter with her and two Spain U21 players.

www.espn.co.uk

He was cleared of the above allegations. Just makes me suspicious with their track record what they have on him to try and get him back?

Makes you wonder why no other club is after him

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Never seen a player decline as drastically as Martial that I think it should be put up and studied by analysts. The guy started a bright young winger, now a slow, sluggish footballer who doesn't seem to know his best position or assets and I struggle to even label him a footballer.

The Rags thought they were getting the next Thierry Henry, Now he looks more like the next Wout Weghorst and he is even doing a pale imitation of that.

Genuinely amazing how he's still at the Swamp. Probably he's the best parallel and face to represent his own club's decline.

Sounds quite similar to Micah Richards career.

 

[gouldybob]

Can a mod please delete this nonsense because if the Dutch magician sees it he very well might twig and play De gea on Sunday.

ETH worried he needs cover for Fernandes

 

[TinFoilHat]

Makes you wonder why no other club is after him

Indeed it does.

I expected he would be snapped up on a free by another PL team like Brighton or West Ham.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Wowowow

He must have very little self-respect to go back to them after the way it ended

 

[remember arthur mann]

Might be the funiest thing I've heard since they re signed Johnny fucking Evans.
The gift that keeps giving

Ole's coming back next.

 

[Blue Til Death]

He must have very little self-respect to go back to them after the way it ended

He’s got no choice, nobody else is daft enough to pay the wages he’s obviously demanding, no
Other reason he’s not been taken on by other clubs with even shitter keepers