United Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

Headline on Sky - how Maguire became the defender ten hag wanted. He scores one header and he’s back to being world class. Wait till Sunday when our frontline tear him a new one

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Long overdue is a good resounding win against this fucking shit stain of a club....

The dippers as low as they are, are just an irritating boil on the arse, but the scum are the true enemy

Fingers crossed we turn up with our A-game on show and knock these cnuts off the field

 

[The Salford lad.]

Has anybody else noticed the green and gold clowns have gone quiet after a few stuffy wins ?


Bobby Charlton was remembered at old Trafford last night, and so were Manchester City 48 seconds to be exact ..

 

[jacko74]

Usually in the media when someone scuffs the penalty spot, their is talks of cheating or at the very least criticism against the player. Not with the rag's all i've seen so far is them highlighting United fans love what he did. So they love that he cheated an advantage against the mighty Copenhagen. The saddest thing is alot of rags actually think the media are against them, Fuck knows how.

Yep, what few mentions I've seen of it are that it was "clever" and he was united's "secret hero" for doing it, that's the media actually saying that, not just them reporting on what the rag fans are saying.

The media sycophancy for this shit stain of a club really has gone up to a whole new level this season.

 

[Crouchinho]

What's everyone's thoughts on Anthony Martial? He's been there 9 seasons and scored 62 premier league goals

For me he's got to be considered one of their worst signings ever. People will mention Bebe and shite like that, but for the fee, amount of games and being consistently average to poor for that many seasons is dreadful

By the end of the season Haaland would have overtaken that tally

 

[cookster]

i'll give you another 2=0 up half time league won
full time 2-3 thank god for west brom thats just rags
villa last year piss easy lost when the game becomes easy .....................

2-3 we were double digit points clear it was fucking irrelevant.
Villa last year, that the year we won the treble?
No pleasing some people. If they don't get perfection they moan.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Already read the dizzy cnuts spouting they will close the gap to 3points if they beat us on Sunday.
They never ever stop.

 

[peter.evans]

Usually in the media when someone scuffs the penalty spot, their is talks of cheating or at the very least criticism against the player. Not with the rag's all i've seen so far is them highlighting United fans love what he did. So they love that he cheated an advantage against the mighty Copenhagen. The saddest thing is alot of rags actually think the media are against them, Fuck knows how.

Can you imagine the reaction if one of our players did that !?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Already read the dizzy cnuts spouting they will close the gap to 3points if they beat us on Sunday.
They never ever stop.

To be fair to them, that’s literally true.

 

[Protein Junkie]

To be fair to them, that’s literally true.

Note to self
Must words things better :-)
Thanks Cas

 

[roman totale]

So, they’re back after three straight, unconvincing one-goal wins against middling opposition. The last two of which were against one team that is heading straight back to the Championship and another that would struggle to get promoted out it.
We need to slap these cunts so hard on Sunday.

 

[dadnlad]

2-3 we were double digit points clear it was fucking irrelevant.
Villa last year, that the year we won the treble?
No pleasing some people. If they don't get perfection they moan.

not perfection im after competing is more than enough for me but everyone on here saying we'll batter them but doesnt always work that way more so when game too easy

 

[jacko74]

So, they’re back after three straight, unconvincing one-goal wins against middling opposition. The last two of which were against one team that is heading straight back to the Championship and another that would struggle to get promoted out it.
We need to slap these cunts so hard on Sunday.

Describing their last 3 opponents as "middling" is being very generous, two relegation candidates and a Copenhagen team that cost £16m and would struggle in the Championship... and yet all three played better football than united.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What's everyone's thoughts on Anthony Martial? He's been there 9 seasons and scored 62 premier league goals

For me he's got to be considered one of their worst signings ever. People will mention Bebe and shite like that, but for the fee, amount of games and being consistently average to poor for that many seasons is dreadful

By the end of the season Haaland would have overtaken that tally

Better than Antony, Sancho and Pogba.

He‘s a very good finisher, just can’t stay fit. He seems like a right mardarse too.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

What's everyone's thoughts on Anthony Martial? He's been there 9 seasons and scored 62 premier league goals

For me he's got to be considered one of their worst signings ever. People will mention Bebe and shite like that, but for the fee, amount of games and being consistently average to poor for that many seasons is dreadful

By the end of the season Haaland would have overtaken that tally

And his attitude and work rate are appalling

 

[ysmsa]

Did you just cut and paste this from last season ?

Previous 10 tbh, not even joking

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Better than Antony, Sancho and Pogba.

He‘s a very good finisher, just can’t stay fit. He seems like a right mardarse too.

Probably one of the laziest players ever.
Also a right mard arse.
But then he is french(I think)

 

[dadnlad]

Probably one of the laziest players ever.
Also a right mard arse.
But then he is french(I think)

but very rich

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Probably one of the laziest players ever.
Also a right mard arse.
But then he is french(I think)

He’s not mastered the art of the smile yet.

 

[Bluemoonadam]

Better than Antony, Sancho and Pogba.

He‘s a very good finisher, just can’t stay fit. He seems like a right mardarse too.

Most there squad are mard arses, the only player I can think of there who isn't a mard arse there is maguire he's just stealing a living lol.