United Thread - 2023/24

[TrentGrisham]

As we suspected.. Glazers in forevah!

Their valuation is nuts. An NFL team(which is a guaranteed money maker) in Washington DC(massive media market) just sold for a bit over 6 billion. Not to mention that United needs hundreds of millions of dollars invested into the infrastructure.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Nick Harris as the source, would love for it to be true though!

 

[bluenova]

Their valuation is nuts. An NFL team(which is a guaranteed money maker) in Washington DC(massive media market) just sold for a bit over 6 billion. Not to mention that United needs hundreds of millions of dollars invested into the infrastructure.

Didn't they base it on the Chelsea sale?

It's probably dawning on them that setting your price based on what Chelsea's owners have paid isn't going to work.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

As we suspected.. Glazers in forevah!

They can sing “United, not for sale” again.

 

[marco]

Forward with the Glazer's

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nick Harris as the source, would love for it to be true though!

You’d have thought Harris would be glad that another Arab isn’t taking over, given his form with us and Newcastle.

 

[burning blue soul]

"....So then, they decided there was no value in the market to sell and decided to refinance the club on more favourable interest rates, reflecting the new current market value estimations that the bidders provided. Thus increasing their dividend payments.....
.....Anyway, do you want to buy a pair of Zebra pants?"

 

[blue cigar]

Loans r us.

Scum

 

[marco]

sheikh jizums been played like a fiddle

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

They're a fucking laughing stock. And we're Europe's best team. Happy days...