United Thread - 2023/24

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Yet another former rag I would like to disassemble on a conveyor belt, bit by bit, slowly and methodically. Myself and that ignorant cnut would make a great Itchy and Scratchy tribute act - him being a pussy and me having the IQ of a mouse.
Horrible cnut,wasn’t it the Real Madrid 4-0 semifinal where he was giving it large or something post match absolute cnut of the highest order,I’d have frog marched the cnut there and then straight out the door and fucked him off the poncey prick ..
 
Jfc what is he smoking?


What Ten Haag actually meant to say was;
"I thought the players were excellent, the fans were impeccable to a man, everything went according to plan,I was very proud....Unfortunately then the tribute to Bobby finished and the ref blew the whistle to start the game".
 
I think it was Frontzeck actually but yeah, that was probably the worst penalty I’ve ever seen given. Not a single person even appealed for it, and Keane had a strop when the whistle blew as he assumed a free kick had been given to us. Absolutely scandalous that was
I knew it wasn't Vonk but couldnt remember who it was tbh (thanks for clearing it up, fella), anyway, I popped him in there cos having a player called Michel Vonk (who did indeed have a big conk) is woefully undermentioned on these pages :)
 
Gary Neville whinges endlessly about "The Glazers this" and "the Glazers that" but they've owned united for 18 years and in nearly half that time, up to 2013, they were pretty successful. Alright, people moaned about the interest and dividends going out but they were undoubtedly successful. So was that down to the Glazers?

And they've still won things in the last ten years, although nowhere near as much, and never the PL or CL.

There are definitely things you CAN lay at the Glazers' door. The appointment of Woodward and Arnold, without appropriate footballing appointments at senior level. They've chased commercial visibility above football visibility (e.g. Ronaldo). But Johnny Evans and Dalot failing to mark Haaland for the second goal, and continuing to pick underperforming players, or play them out of position, and those players seemingly showing a lack of motivation? That's on the football side.
I hate the bloke but this is what Carragher was saying yesterday. Neville bleating on about the Glazers not fixing the roof at the swamp as if it was somehow to blame for the performances.

When will someone call out that Ten Hag has a squad valued (by them) in the hundreds of millions, he spends several hours a day with them on the training pitch and they are still awful. Several managers have come into the league since and completely changed the direction of their clubs, Villa and Spuds to name a couple.

The man is a no mark, who took a dominant Ajax team to yet another league title. What does that prove?
 
Ive stopped reminding people hes just a character.
An actor tapping in to the hordes of eed simpletons. Fair play, he seems to be doing well out of it but as you say, hes alan partridge and no one should take him overly serious
Taking him serious is what gets me through most Mondays.
 
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