United Thread - 2023/24

[yeah whatever !!]

He'll be able to say to them "On yer bike"

You spoke too soon !! oh I forgot...they're saddled with debt.

 

[chedinho]

We all know that managers have favourite players, those they take from club to club with them.

Now just imagine, how fucking shit a manager you must be to manage that petulant, talentless, women beating **** Antony once, and then unbelievably decide to recruit him again and pay 80M for the privilege.

That's some next level shit management, that only a man so out of his depth and with no understanding of the quality required to succeed in the PL could make.

Long may it continue, shit cunts!

Apart from Pep.
Bravo is one I can think of.

 

[jacko74]

How on earth are they eighth in the league? Beggars belief because they are the worst team I’ve seen all season.

Partly due to 'lesser' sides not converting their chances when playing them, but mostly thanks to refs and VAR.

 

[WestGorton]

I was at the game when Keane attacked Haaland. I have yet to see Keane in the street but I will tackle him in the same way if I do.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I was pretty much disgusted by the chants about Haalands dad losing his career. Fucks me off that the media dont highlight that. It was mentioned on MOTD but ffs thats shite behaviour.

 

[freshie]

This about Garnacho is hilarious

 

[Ghostofmerlin]

Alarmingly, there is a growing call for tenth hag to be sacked.

The nice thing is that no manager, not even Pep, Ancelotti, Cruyff or Zidane, could get a result with Man U's pathetic group of players.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

According to an all knowing rag I know....It's not the players or the manager that's at fault. It's the Premier League being up our arse.

Is this who I think it might be?…

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That should be behind a spoiler alert, I can't stop wanking to it.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is this who I think it might be?…

Not this time. A rag who i work with gave me that nugget of information.

 

[Metal Biker]

we also scored more than them in the old first division

We did indeed!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Good. The twat

Imagine carrying on like that on the day you’re supposed to be paying respects to Charlton.

 

[pirate]

The way he goes on, he should be CEO, chief scout, manager and groundsman, jack of all trades, master of fucking NONCE, and that **** Keane yesterday hahaha, smacked arse wankers

corrected for accuracy

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Dunno if posted already so apologies beforehand

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not this time. A rag who i work with gave me that nugget of information.

Ok. Send him my love!

 

[Stoned Rose]

I'd sooner do Susan Boyle than that whining noise.

Crab paste.

 

[jaiguruKun]

I find the customary Rag inquest after they lose so nauseating. It seems to get more and more desperate every year.

When will they ever realise they've no divine right to have a successful side?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

When will they ever realise they've no divine right to have a successful side?

Hopefully never.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I feel like this isn’t even valid now. Anyone able to update this chart/line to reflect whatever Cycle the rags are currently on?

 

[abu13]

How the hell does Neville get away with his vendetta against the Glazers?

He is the (unfortunate) face of football on Sky and uses this platform to rip their ownership apart and whip up hatred within their fanbase.

No other owners get the focus and pressure the Glazers get as they dont have a clown like this pushing his personal agenda every day.