United Thread - 2023/24

[blue b4 the moon]

Mind the fucking gap.

 

[jimharri]

 

[davyhulme blue]

You’re fuckin shit

 

[Lavinda Past]

So close...

 

[malg]

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Gary Neville( at 1-1) whittling on about utd being far too open this season and how tactical ten rags has sorted that out for The 1st time..

Smashed to smithereens, the 3rd goal was an embarrassment for the whole of the back 5...I actually thought sweeper keepers were supposed to save the odd shot ..lol

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Rags ruined because of horse spunk

A young man named Harry bought a horse from a farmer for £250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Harry's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

Harry replied, "Well then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Harry said, "Okay then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya going to do with him?"

Harry said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer replied, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Harry said, "Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Harry and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Harry replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of £2495.

"The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Harry said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him his five quid back."

 

[N1985]

Mind the gap you cunts

 

[Chak19]

It's hilarious how the rags thought Ten Hag was going to bring Ajax style total Football, hell he even brought in the sweeper keeper from Ajax, and yet here they are parking the bus the entire second half and hoping for a counter and/or hoofing the ball to their new tall CF exactly like they doing were under Ole and Mourinho, the real bald fraud.

 

[Jack74]

I hate that fucking club , chuffed for Gabby