United Thread - 2023/24

[heslops barnet]

Can imagine Newcastle will rest a few...

The rags will scrape a 1-0, probably a Hojlund tap in, who'll then be better than Haaland.

Ten Haag's at the wheel man, he's doing it, he's doing his thing. Man utd are back!


Then they'll get bummed off Everton in a few weeks and the Norwich scarfs are out again...



Rinse... repeat....

The Bar Codes didn’t even turn up at Wembley for League Cup Final last season

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Just put the ticket scam on Facebook !

 

[Totnes Blue]

Are they giving it to Giggsy until the end of the season?

Yes! Give it to Giggsy Wiggsy!
This is much better than any soap opera.

 

[heslops barnet]

Sir Bobby died from a fall according to the coroner.

PiGMOL to award the rags a penalty.

Shouldn’t laugh but………….

 

[fulabeer]

Say a lie long enough for it to become fact?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I still miss Fred !!

So does Wilma.

 

[Protein Junkie]

So does Wilma.

John Stones, meet the John Stones have a Yaya Yaha good time

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Comfortable win for the rags seeing that Newcastle team.

 

[deano ou812]

Say a lie long enough for it to become fact?

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They fucking wish,in fact they want them to be us ..

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Comfortable win for the rags seeing that Newcastle team.

A bit of a Mickey Mouse cup nobody actually tries to win until they get to the QFs. Says a lot that other countries don't have a league cup and France abolished theirs.

The latest chapter in the comedy show that is Man U-KNIGHTED might still be seen tonight, there is a chance they'll lose.

That 'knighted' thing their cringe supporters used to shoehorn into their name (until we repeated and bettered their treble), was even worse than 'Champ19ions'.

 

[N1985]

Martial, 89 goals in 9 years.

Arf!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Shouldn’t this be renamed … The United, hanging by a…. Thread?

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Say a lie long enough for it to become fact?

I love that screenshot because Gashfoot looks like he's on the verge of scoring for the rags, but he actually missed the target and it went wide of the goal.

 

[The Salford lad.]

So does Wilma.

So does Rose

 

[The Salford lad.]

Never in their worse nightmares would they believe since the old puss can bottled it, we’d have a won a treble and be on the verge of 4 in a row …


Here we go 4 in a row
Here we go
Here we go
Four in a row …

Luckily they don’t mind us it’s Liverpool the hate …. Lying fcukAz

 

[Vienna_70]

Martial, 89 goals in 9 years.

Arf!

Erling, 65 goals in 15 months.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Luke Shaw will be one of them complaining about the kit being tight.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Comfortable win for the rags seeing that Newcastle team.

They can’t comfortably beat anyone at the moment!

 

[BongoBlue]

Martial, 89 goals in 9 years.

Arf!

The useless injury prone fucker scored a few against us though.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Hannibal
yet another **** they have unearthed