United Thread - 2023/24

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Gary Neville( at 1-1) whittling on about utd being far too open this season and how tactical ten rags has sorted that out for The 1st time..

Smashed to smithereens, the 3rd goal was an embarrassment for the whole of the back 5...I actually thought sweeper keepers were supposed to save the odd shot ..lol
 
kippaxwarrior said:
Rags ruined because of horse spunk
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A young man named Harry bought a horse from a farmer for £250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Harry's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

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It's hilarious how the rags thought Ten Hag was going to bring Ajax style total Football, hell he even brought in the sweeper keeper from Ajax, and yet here they are parking the bus the entire second half and hoping for a counter and/or hoofing the ball to their new tall CF exactly like they doing were under Ole and Mourinho, the real bald fraud.
 
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From the Caf...

I thought we did the best we could to be honest. Played better once we had an actual striker, created our own chances and Ganarcho's goal should've stood. We ended the game with Maguire and Evans in centre back. At a serious football club like Man City or Real Madrid, that would've been unacceptable and is a reflection of how badly this club is being run.
 
malg said:
From the Caf...

I thought we did the best we could to be honest. Played better once we had an actual striker, created our own chances and Ganarcho's goal should've stood. We ended the game with Maguire and Evans in centre back. At a serious football club like Man City or Real Madrid, that would've been unacceptable and is a reflection of how badly this club is being run.
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Haha probably the most sensible thing I've heard from a united fan, apart from the Garnacho goal, it was off.

But yeah, how on earth have they got Maguire and Evans in defence in 2023, subs or not.
 
Chak19 said:
It's hilarious how the rags thought Ten Hag was going to bring Ajax style total Football, hell he even brought in the sweeper keeper from Ajax, and yet here they are parking the bus the entire second half and hoping for a counter and/or hoofing the ball to their new tall CF exactly like they were under Ole and Mourinho, the real bald fraud.
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Even the keeper isnt as advertised, he just passes it to the nearest defender. Any keeper can do that. I could do that when I've got 20 yards of space. Any long ball, he telegraph's it so much that it gets cut out.

Ederson has a range of passing and even with shorter passing, he knows exactly when to release the ball to beat the press, that's the art of it.
 
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