United Thread - 2023/24

[kippaxwarrior]

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[TinFoilHat]

Everton want Slabhead.

 

[The Salford lad.]

What house rule did that break other than the "No bad mouthing any of the rag bastards?"

Fucking hell, the BBC hasn't been fit for purpose for a while now

Augustus Galoop Shaw towing the party line, he’ll be lauded now as a hero, the treble busters oh how we laughed

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

According to Mrs J , shouting taser the fucker as the police are arresting a rag in the new pyjama shirt is going a tad too far . Thought I was just on the right side of decorum TBH

"May I suggest using the nightstick officer?" - Billy Ray Valentine ;)

 

[Mr Fraser]

The Rags at the BBC are not happy with me

Thank you for recently contributing to the BBC website. Unfortunately, we've removed your comment because it broke the house rules

This is the text you wrote: Luke the only treble you will ever see is a Greggs Sausage roll, Steak bake & yum yum

I had "United are back" removed for breaking house rules recently

 

[jimharri]

Everton want Slabhead.

Christ; they only just avoided the drop last season. Do they want to make sure they go down next time out?

 

[manclad]

"May I suggest using the nightstick officer?" - Billy Ray Valentine ;)

"Im a karate man, they only bruise on the inside" - Billy Ray Valentine.

 

[Blue Mist]

According to Mrs J , shouting taser the fucker as the police are arresting a rag in the new pyjama shirt is going a tad too far . Thought I was just on the right side of decorum TBH

I presume they were arresting him for wearing the shirt.....no ! Fuck me standards are slipping

 

[BlueFurn]

Everton want Slabhead.

What for?

 

[Kippax77]

What for?

To warm Pickford up with his back passes