United Thread - 2023/24

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Sancho (Fourth biggest in the league) - £350k pw
Antony - £250k pw
Greenwood - £75k pw

£2.7m per month

Rashford and Martian must be the biggest piss-take.
 
Anthony statement:

“I have agreed with United to take a period of absence while I address the allegations made against me”.“This was mutual decision”.“I want to reiterate my innocence of the things I have been accused of, I will fully cooperate with the police”.
 
He's the greatest comedic actor of the past 20 years and I'm not even joking. That video of him when Gundogan scores is just pure gold. Seen one of his meltdowns the other week after the Arsenal game and he said off the cuff the defence is more distracted than a lifeguard on a nudist beach!

He's a genius, all power to Brent di Cesare, making United a global meme club with the young generation Worldwide and making a killing whilst doing it.
All that cash and he doesn't go into the swamp. I don't think he's ever attended a match. Perhaps he pop's in to see Forest.
 
He's hardly going to make money from a 'watchalong' if he goes to a game, now is he?
No but Robbie from AFTV does I mean who would actually sit there watching a loon watching a game when you can view it yourself ??????

And if he is doing the watchalong on United games then surly he's doing it illegally on the Saturday 3pm kick offs
 
He's the greatest comedic actor of the past 20 years and I'm not even joking. That video of him when Gundogan scores is just pure gold. Seen one of his meltdowns the other week after the Arsenal game and he said off the cuff the defence is more distracted than a lifeguard on a nudist beach!
Off the cuff, or off the notepad of 'witty things to say' he's got in front of him.
 
In his own statement (written by a PR of course), he says he’s agreed to stay away and focus on assisting the authorities, hence it’s a ‘mutual’ gardening leave.
Think gardening leave is different whereby you serve a period of notice away from work before starting a new job.
 
Sancho (Fourth biggest in the league) - £350k pw
Antony - £250k pw
Greenwood - £75k pw

£2.7m per month


No wonder they're fucked. Must be absolutely haemorrhaging money left right and centre
 
This was one that made me laugh:

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They’re too thick to realise that they’ve already done that at United with Louis Edwards!
II is not without some irony that there isn’t a club out there whose supporters know less of their history than united’s.
 
Anthony statement:

“I have agreed with United to take a period of absence while I address the allegations made against me”.“This was mutual decision”.“I want to reiterate my innocence of the things I have been accused of, I will fully cooperate with the police”.
Shit, he will be sorely missed by United's opponents.
 
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