United Thread - 2023/24

[pride in battle]

Absolute bobbins tonight by all accounts, if we go 2 up next week don't sit back like we have the last 2 home games, does my head in

 

[freshie]

Absolute dogshit

 

[Barcon]

What happened to that tiny little fella they signed? Is he injured or just worse than slabhead?

 

[BlueRockape]

Easy with the ref on their side.

With the sad news of Bobby dying we will be lucky to win a throwin.
Nothing nasty intended you just know how it will play out

 

[deegee33]

What happened to that tiny little fella they signed? Is he injured or just worse than slabhead?

Tore his Achilles when they were trying to give him calf extensions with the intention of making him tall enough to get on all of the rides at Disneyland.

 

[Barcon]

Tore his Achilles when they were trying to give him calf extensions with the intention of making him tall enough to get on all of the rides at Disneyland.

Amateur. Should have just put a couple of slices of bread in his shoes.

 

[I am Irrefutable]

So who will be the whistling wanker next week?
A) Oliver
B) Taylor
C) Atwell
D) none of the above

My money is on Taylor.

My money on Taylor too

Would have preffered Oliver but he was on their game tonight so doubt it will be him

 

[remember arthur mann]

Play Maguire next week..go on, I double dare you!!

 

[deegee33]

Amateur. Should have just put a couple of slices of bread in his shoes.

Couple of slices, nah. Couple of loaves maybe.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

The fact they have to scrape every win, Erling is back next week.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Sky even shown a stats box of United's record with and without Maguire.

As if he's a game changer, total joke and made it hard for themselves against the worse team in the league. Any decent team would win without breaking a sweat.

 

[trotsky]

I can't believe we're only 1.74 to beat them next week. They're fucking atrocious. I know form can go out the window in derbys but I struggle to see how they'll deal with us over 90 minutes.

The infamous “not in my lifetime” quote from Ferguson was in answer to the question ‘can you ever see a time when City will start as favourites in the derby?’. Well, we now start every derby, even at the swamp, as favourites!
Whatever the result, we are now considered to be far superior to our quiet neighbours … and I bet that hurts him to his core.

 

[TrentGrisham]

The infamous “not in my lifetime” quote from Ferguson was in answer to the question ‘can you ever see a time when City will start as favourites in the derby?’. Well, we now start every derby, even at the swamp, as favourites!
Whatever the result, we are now considered to be far superior to our quiet neighbours … and I bet that hurts him to his core.

I wish this would be pinned in this thread ;)

 

[KingGeorge]

The infamous “not in my lifetime” quote from Ferguson was in answer to the question ‘can you ever see a time when City will start as favourites in the derby?’. Well, we now start every derby, even at the swamp, as favourites!
Whatever the result, we are now considered to be far superior to our quiet neighbours … and I bet that hurts him to his core.

This was glorious last year

 

[BigJoe#1]

Sky even shown a stats box of United's record with and without Maguire.

As if he's a game changer, total joke and made it hard for themselves against the worse team in the league. Any decent team would win without breaking a sweat.

I noticed that too. Apparently they're virtually unbeatable with him in the side. I do hope he's fit and selected for next week...... bwhahahaha

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So who will be the whistling wanker next week?
A) Oliver
B) Taylor
C) Atwell
D) none of the above

My money is on Taylor.

I'd like that Aussie guy to have a go but think Pawson is the bent twat for this one.

 

[super_city_si]

So who will be the whistling wanker next week?
A) Oliver
B) Taylor
C) Atwell
D) none of the above

My money is on Taylor.

Cant see past Atwell. Did a great job for them last year. Why change a winning formula?

 

[burning blue soul]

I'd like that Aussie guy to have a go but think Pawson is the bent twat for this one.

Yep. Pawson or Atwell.

We will need to be twice as good as these cunts, cos the ref is gonna give us nothing.

 

[Cellarite]

Sky even shown a stats box of United's record with and without Maguire.

As if he's a game changer, total joke and made it hard for themselves against the worse team in the league. Any decent team would win without breaking a sweat.

Erm…

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Cant see past Atwell. Did a great job for them last year. Why change a winning formula?

Who was the twat who reffed the cup final. He tried his best to keep them in it