United Thread - 2023/24

[Blackley_Blue]

Just read a post on rag cafe saying they don't want De Zebri next cos he might not be able to do it at (and I quote) "a top, top club"


Who is this 'top top club' they speak about?

Deluded wankers

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Watched the first half and it was so one-sided. I think they had one break where Houilland (sp) or whatever his name is ended up running closer to the corner flag.

You guys are very good and they're very average.

Even though we were shite last season I still believed we had players to perform. United on the other hand don't really have anything to rely on.

Sincerely hope you keep up your current form , just to wind up the over emtional Gooners , you dont have any cup distactions so i expect you to be in the mix with the Dippers to push us all the way , but please do not start getting carried away like those pathetic tossers at the Emirates

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

What about Andy Lee bottom right?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fucking hell - she's like cigarette smoking man from X-Files!!!

Always at the scene of world altering events.......... :-)

 

[waspish]

That Hojlund is no better than Johan Elmander.

And a lot dearer

How many premier goals has he scored this season?

 

[Impeccable One]

View attachment 97052

That’s the one, for all us Impeccable One’s [emoji16]

 

[Grassland Blue]

What a fkin car crash of a football club they have become..

Rotting stadium
Rotting training ground
Rotting owners

Stagnant Manager
Stagnant players
Stagnant supporters

Non existing playing style
Non existing Management structure
Non existent forward planning

God fkin help them if chuckle 1 thinks he has all the answers to put things right..

Watching them today, at home, in their cup final, being embarrassed, outclassed, out run, out fought, out thought, out played and totally humiliated by a team, laughed at and mocked by their previous but 6 manager is it ?, who fkin knows, I've certainly lost count, was fkin bliss..

They were shit today, were shit last week and have been shit for over a decade..!

Long may it continue..!

*****..!

You forgot - outsung!

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Quite funny to be fair:

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[jimharri]

It's a shame that tomorrow is a bank holiday over here.

 

[TonyM]

I think McTominay had the potential to be a decent player...ad he somehow been signed by City, Liverpool or Arsenal a few seasons back.

It's ironic tgat the team so desperate to give him chances are the worst possible team for him to become any better. He was lucky and unlucky all at once.

Also Hojlund seems like he could have been decent at the right club.

Anyway back to laughing at them.

 

[Impeccable One]

Aged like milk

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

its really quite bloody impressive

Onana - Worse overall than De Gea

Armrabet - Worse than Fred all over

Mount - whats the point

Sancho - Pelisteri is looking for replica shirts and sundocream

 

[Winchester]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Look at Miss Mufc on the left
Phwoar what a stunner

 

[TinFoilHat]

Look at Miss Mufc on the left
Phwoar what a stunner

I'd that the famous 'blonde' from Sunderland 2012 bottom right?

 

[JASR]

Look at Miss Mufc on the left
Phwoar what a stunner

Omg look at the bulk belly at the top… no way does he only have one of their seats.

 

[Winchester]

I'd that the famous 'blonde' from Sunderland 2012 bottom right?

Possibly
The lad at the front looks ready to burst out with laughter
Or is an undercover Blue

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Look at Miss Mufc on the left
Phwoar what a stunner

Is the one that has resigned herself to a life of utter pity or the one showing Erling where she holds her Park Drive.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'd that the famous 'blonde' from Sunderland 2012 bottom right?

Remember her, her face was a picture.

 

[Tuearts right boot]