United Thread - 2023/24

[Protein Junkie]

Win, Lose or Tie FFS

Bet it’s a yellow and green tie.

 

[abu13]

They have become everything they used to ridicule, absolute joke of a club.

 

[lazerblue]

Perhaps Howson is pals with Deli Ali.

more like someone in Delih

 

[KS55]

I’m waiting for the half and half scarf: red on one end, green and yellow on the other.

 

[blueste41]

Sums them up perfectly.

 

[freshie]

 

[BringBackSwales]

I still think this thread title should be united small u.

I notice jim ratcliffe has strong ties with dave brailsford and he is likely to involve him in united - it will be interesting to see how many rag players develop asthma for the first time in their 20s and 30s. At least the dippers will have a rival in the PED league

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

"I believe that it is only a matter of time before we are showing our true selves. It will come. I am certain."

Mate, I hate to break it to you, and you might need to sit down for this, but your true selves has already arrived and did so ages ago.

 

[Blue Elvis]

 

[dadnlad]

5-0 at the swamp when simon fuckin tracey in net was fuckin hideous for a 19 year old me sat in their end

did david (i could run faster) brightwell play left back

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Newcastle should be absolutely bumming these.

Can imagine Newcastle will rest a few...

The rags will scrape a 1-0, probably a Hojlund tap in, who'll then be better than Haaland.

Ten Haag's at the wheel man, he's doing it, he's doing his thing. Man utd are back!


Then they'll get bummed off Everton in a few weeks and the Norwich scarfs are out again...



Rinse... repeat....

 

[dadnlad]

Can imagine Newcastle will rest a few...

The rags will scrape a 1-0, probably a Hojlund tap in, who'll then be better than Haaland.

Ten Haag's at the wheel man, he's doing it, he's doing his thing. Man utd are back!


Then they'll get bummed off Everton in a few weeks and the Norwich scarfs are out again...



Rinse... repeat....

7000 coming down for the game will be very disappointed with Mr Charisma waving white flag in press conference

 

[Bluesince1979]

did david (i could run faster) brightwell play left back

Itd have been around that time

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Look at the pictures of City in front of us at full time half the clowns in section next to us were on their phone’s recording pep and Haaland,wondering where they can buy a blue shirt cos the one they’ve got on nows looking a bit shit lately.

maybe we need to change the chant to
You've seen the champions (and taken pictures of our amazing players) now F**k off home.

 

[burning blue soul]

Although I appreciated going out of the enery drink cup was a blessing in the long run, I would dearly have loved to have gone back to the old toilet and given them another lesson.
Proper would have tipped them over the edge.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Although I appreciated going out of the enery drink cup was a blessing in the long run, I would dearly have loved to have gone back to the old toilet and given them another lesson.
Proper would have tipped them over the edge.

Can you imagine turning up again tonight with even more blues and doing the same thing to them.

Ah well, it'll be worth it come March.

 

[Ducado]

I wonder if a heavy defeat could force their hand and they sack Tent Peg? Either way it's a win win for everyone else chaos again or dysfunctional football

 

[mancboy]

Always thought he was awful. Just pace and luck. He exploited the hype and fair play for that. But he’s always been as you say, just a bit shit..

hes the next lingard, they were still saying lingard had potential and he was a youngster when he was 28, same will happen with rashford

 

[Asa's left peg]

It would be just too funny if they 'turned the corner' tonight.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I’m waiting for the half and half scarf: red on one end, green and yellow on the other.

Get on Dragons Den.
I am pretty sure it's an 'I am in!'
from Gary.