United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm Blue]

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Almost as important as a players ability to Pep is their character. He often talks about players being “nice guys“. United have built a squad of verminous cnuts who have an “every man for himself” attitude. A set of melts who dissolve at the first hint of hardship.

I think it’s beautiful.

 

[dadnlad]

Oh the cunts capitulation into a whirlwind of utter wankness and shitness is a fucking joy to behold and I love it just fucking love it. The best thing is, is that it’s not going to end for a very long time. Doesn’t matter if the bald fraud gets the boot from the swamp, whoever they bring in will just be looking down a barrel just like he is.

thats not fair on fat sam he was top of list to teach peps team how to defend

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Ten Defeats interview just full of sound bites. He is absolutely clueless.

Every one of Ten Rags interviews, whether its pre-match fluff or post match excuses all sound exactly the same.

Indecipherable gibberish, punctuated with "eh?" when he thinks he's said something clever.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Who are the two state owned clubs?
I know Newcastle are one ; )

I know Liverpool are owned by the United States of Dunkin Donuts

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I think what makes things worse for ten Hag is the fact that all of his signings have been poor. Antony, Amrabat, Mount, Casemiro, Onana, Reguilon etc. His talent ID is really bad.

Add to that and the fact that they are getting tactically outplayed by lower half teams. It's a one way ticket to disaster.

Yep, it warms the cockles of my heart.

 

[ballbag]

The 'theatre of dreams' has become the place where football careers go to die. Can't think of a more deserving fan base for it to all happen to.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Alice speaks!
"I WANT THESE PLAYERS GONE! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE PLAYERS!

 

[Metal Biker]

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This is the quote that Ferguson will be forever remembered for.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Lol is neville comparing Anthony to mahrez ? He should learn from him ? How ?

Leave for Saudi?

 

[allyboy]

It's a beautiful thing to watch. Every team will fancy there chances now, a relegation battle is a strong possibility if the wheels totally come off. Fat Sam's phone on standby

 

[TCIB]

I am almost certain Ten Hag's comments about being forced to play direct the other day were saying the following if you look under the surface...

"Bruno and Rashford are undroppable, i wish we could sell them as they break down almost every attack. Giving Rashford that contract was a mistake. I also have suffered bad luck with my defense. I bought Onana to play out from the back but currently i do not have the players at the back capable of bringing it out and moving it up the field."

From a City fans pov giving Rashford that contract was great. It has tied up any manager they have badly. Yes they have other issues but that is a huge one Ten Hag dare not say out loud. If he could sell one or both of them now he would do it before you could blink. I don't think he would do much better with them gone but it would not be this bad i doubt.

 

[scousemanc]

On a side note I enjoyed no VAR tonight

 

[dadnlad]

On a side note I enjoyed no VAR tonight

cheers mr arteta but when you see first goal you'll be kicking off

 

[eyalluvitt]

Hes a shit stirring little ****

And also the worst ever manager in Valencia’s 104 year issstreee

 

[dadnlad]

And also the worst ever manager in Valencia’s 104 year issstreee

but a great laundery manager

 

[oakiecokie]

Alice speaks!
"I WANT THESE PLAYERS GONE! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE PLAYERS!

A massive rant from a massive twat.

 

[mccity]

I was listening to Eddie Howe interview earlier today sounds like he has massive injury problems and he's also resting a fair few first team players.

Newcastle under 21's should still have more than enough to beat them.

Turns out you were right

 

[oakiecokie]

Players have downed tools

Theres plenty of fucking tools playing for em.

 

[oakiecokie]

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Brilliant !!