United Thread - 2023/24

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Crooked_rain said:
He seems like a little prick

His manager should pull him in and tell him to cut it out. It makes both him and the team look stupid, not that they don't already.

I wouldn't like it if our own players were doing it, especially 10 minutes into a tough fixture.
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Just how do they manage to squeeze so many insufferable, arrogant, ugly cunts into one team?
 
Crooked_rain said:
There's not a single manager in football that would choose the rat over Bernardo.
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I will actually recognise Fernandes is a good player, when he's not running his mouth off all the time.
Watching the Liverpool game back just reminded me — for the umpteenth time, if I needed it — just what Bernardo is to us. Fernandes is simply not in the same league. Apart from anything else, Bernardo can play convincingly in three or four very different positions.
He would have been a terrible loss in the summer. More than Mahrez, more than Laporte, yes, even more than Gundo.

I also like the way he stands and drinks coffee.
 
Bollo said:
We all know that City are masters of the bluff when it comes to “interest” in gash players that end up at the rags, but I’m beginning to think that we’ve played a next-level blinder with Onana.

You can imagine Pep before the CL Final.. “lads, the rags need a replacement for the doughnut thief. Inter’s keeper is an accident waiting to happen, but today I want you to make him look mint. So, a few shots to hand please. Don’t worry, he’ll throw himself at them like a 3 year old doing a superman impression. Maybe give a sporting clap and look wistful if he manages to catch something. Poundshop Me won’t be able to resist staffing another 50 mil.”

Mission accomplished.
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We’ve been doing it for ages you’d have thought they might have cottoned on by now
 
RadcliffeRick said:
Probably right but it would be good if it happened
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Thats the thing aint it, theres uproar if theres chanting thats deemed to hurt the players feelings because they are only human, but absolutely nothing about players inciting the crowd, why is that okay? Are the crowd not human as well?
 
Bollo said:
We all know that City are masters of the bluff when it comes to “interest” in gash players that end up at the rags, but I’m beginning to think that we’ve played a next-level blinder with Onana.

You can imagine Pep before the CL Final.. “lads, the rags need a replacement for the doughnut thief. Inter’s keeper is an accident waiting to happen, but today I want you to make him look mint. So, a few shots to hand please. Don’t worry, he’ll throw himself at them like a 3 year old doing a superman impression. Maybe give a sporting clap and look wistful if he manages to catch something. Poundshop Me won’t be able to resist staffing another 50 mil.”

Mission accomplished.
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You would also have to wonder why champions league finalists let their number 1 keeper go without a fight to keep him.

They probably pissed themselves when united were willing to play £40m+ for him
 
Roachy said:
Agree, you just about get your head around it and then another irritating little fuckmuppet turns up.
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It's the United way. They buy into it.
Actually, I'm being half-serious. I think Ferguson with his fuckwit arrogance put something really toxic into that club, and it has become a permanent feature.
 
Crooked_rain said:
You would also have to wonder why champions league finalists let their number 1 keeper go without a fight to keep him.

They probably pissed themselves when united were willing to play £40m+ for him
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Alot of them Rags looked at the one game in the CL final and thought they had a gem in their hands. Little did they know he was playing out of his skin that game.
 
Crooked_rain said:
He seems like a little prick

His manager should pull him in and tell him to cut it out. It makes both him and the team look stupid, not that they don't already.

I wouldn't like it if our own players were doing it, especially 10 minutes into a tough fixture.
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Totally agree. Didn't Terence Trent d'Arby do it to the South Stand at the weekend, as well?
 
Akira said:
Alot of them Rags looked at the one game in the CL final and thought they had a gem in their hands. Little did they know he was playing out of his skin that game.
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True, i suppose making a couple of relatively routine saves is playing out of his skin by his standards.
 
mancboy said:
The way they eulogize that rat reminds me of the way we use to big up any moderately talented player that we had in the sea of crap that we used to have, when you had lee bradbury and barry connolly in your team then paul walsh was like fecking ronaldo
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Barry Conlon, the 42 year old teenager.
 
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