United Thread - 2023/24

[malg]

Sure phil could have paid for her to go on holiday somewhere a little better than Towyn

I'm guessing you're popping between threads......??

 

[RodneyRodney]

Sure phil could have paid for her to go on holiday somewhere a little better than Towyn

Mykonos, perhaps ?

 

[radcliffe1309]

To any lurkers ...Good luck against Newport, you'll need it

 

[JASR]

To any lurkers ...Good look against Newport, you'll need it

Is Fernandes injured then?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Ha ha , the Rags cant sign a striker because of FFP , you reap what you sow you Rag bastards.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Just said to a rag in the pub, let's hope we get an easier game next round like Newport. He went apoplectic, he couldn't speak.

 

[roach3]

Meanwhile over at the theatre of nightmares

“I’m so pissed off that City have a good chance of back to back trebles, the fact that they will go down in the history books as the first team to do so (at least the first English team) and overtake another one of our records, even though it shouldn’t count because every man and his dog knows that they cheated, yet the media keep swooning over them. I’m fecking fed up of those blue cnuts”

 

[blueju]

When will my Prince charming come cried Alice wiping the sweat from her brow with her other hand

Sweat you say?

 

[burning blue soul]

To utd,
With all the excitement going down at t'other end of the East Lancs, I feel I have neglected you out of towers, lately.
Sorry about that. You are still shite, and super annoying, and a clown car of a club.
I forgot how good we are together. I just got my head turned, is all. Won't happen again x

 

[NZBlue]

So if Klipperty can't cope with football does that mean he's nailed on for the rags?

Just wondering....

 

[remember arthur mann]

Meanwhile, over at the swamp. Jurgen bottles it due to pressure of Ten Hags success.

 

[Stato]

Standard disciplinary issues for the rags.
Sevilla have made that Hannibal kid unavailable

 

[spinney]

So if Klipperty can't cope with football does that mean he's nailed on for the rags?

Just wondering....

ive been winding them up with that one since i heard the news ....... guess what .. they dont like it hahahaha

 

[Vienna_70]

The gift that keeps on giving :-) I thought they were having a clear out.
Omar is clearly taking the piss if he's sanctioned this

Weren’t they trying to get rid of him - along with Magliar - in the summer?

What a truly fucked up approach.

 

[Vienna_70]

Latest whopper from the Daily United

Man Utd handed Vinicius transfer boost as Real Madrid 'make room for Mbappe'

Real Madrid are in negotiations with Paris Saint-Germain star Kylian Mbappe over a huge-money summer transfer - and that could help Manchester United land Vinicius Junior

www.mirror.co.uk

As if a player of his quality would even consider joining a club that is struggling to qualify for the Europa Conference League, let alone the CL.

What a load of shite.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Rashford on the piss.

 

[Vienna_70]

Rashford on the piss.

Lead balloon time at the swamp.

Is Rashford trying to emulate the wife-beating liver thief in his home town?

 

[dobingsdobber]

That's irrelevant:-)

Isn't that a big grey animal with a long trunk?

 

[Mike N]

Will they be referred to as ‘last year’s finalists’ tomorrow? Hope so.

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[remember arthur mann]

Rashford on the piss.

Nope, Goldbridge has gone to great lengths confirming he didn't have any alcohol.