United Thread - 2023/24

[stevemacca]

Apparently his is the youngest player ever to score a goal in 6 games on the trot

If you saw his two goals on Sunday
The first, Lutons full back put him through on goal without any pressure, apparently saying ' Go on son, have a go'
The second, a shot from Garnacho heading for the corner flag hit him and deflected 90 degrees and in
Pure class my arse

 

[RodneyRodney]

This will probably be the 1st time and the last time in my life the I give praise to anything or anybody related to that shit stain of a club from Stretford so here goes.

This Mainoo kid looks a decent player.

Be back later just going for a shower and a scrub with a hard brush and a bar of carbolic soap.

...just make sure it's not that wire brush Big Yin spoke about

 

[waspish]

If you saw his two goals on Sunday
The first, Lutons full back put him through on goal without any pressure, apparently saying ' Go on son, have a go'
The second, a shot from Garnacho heading for the corner flag hit him and deflected 90 degrees and in
Pure class my arse

Yep goal laid on a plate by the opposing defender and a fluke

 

[Lowtower]

If you saw his two goals on Sunday
The first, Lutons full back put him through on goal without any pressure, apparently saying ' Go on son, have a go'
The second, a shot from Garnacho heading for the corner flag hit him and deflected 90 degrees and in
Pure class my arse

No mate.

Gary Nev said he showed world class awareness to let it bounce off his tits and into the net.

 

[stevemacca]

No mate.

Gary Nev said he showed world class awareness to let it bounce off his tits and into the net.

Hmmmmmmmmm
Let me think about that

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Looking like the media snowball effect is starting for utd. Everyone needs to fear that, and the media know it, they can carry utd to 4th or 5th place if they get it right.

But houjland does look good. Hopefully they won't recruit anymore good ones and keep trying to put stars and shirt sellers into their team.

 

[give it to gordon]

Can someone enlighten me please is brailsford being brought into the rag set up by ratcliffe and I know he had something to do with cycling what actually was that role ?

Brailsford ran British cycling and team sky which became ineos, since than ineos (sky) are not the force they use to be in cycling. Gone from the top team to 3rd or 4th.

He was involved in Brady Wiggins jiffy bag.

To be honest with the amount of pro cyclist that have asthma I'm surprised Brailsford didnt end up with the dippers

 

[give it to gordon]

Gashfoot pressing Russ Bartlett.

300k a week for that

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If you saw his two goals on Sunday
The first, Lutons full back put him through on goal without any pressure, apparently saying ' Go on son, have a go'
The second, a shot from Garnacho heading for the corner flag hit him and deflected 90 degrees and in
Pure class my arse

Sounds a bit like a Shaun Goater performance when playing against Ratboy.

 

[KentBlue]

Sounds a bit like a Shaun Goater performance when playing against Ratboy.

Ahh, such sweet, sweet memories.

 

[Protein Junkie]

They know how to cover shit with gold.
Even if they do manage to scrape fourth at the expense of Spursy and Villa the media and fans will proclaim they are back.

This is a club that spends more than anyone, arguably has an obscene amount of 50/50 decisions go their way, self proclaimed TWGC, buy a load of shite housed in a leaking meccano set………..

And would proclaim a worse season than last year as a success and road to being back.

Fuck off Rags

 

[lazerblue]

My old fella use to say if you put a United shirt on a pig on Tuesday it would be picked to play for England on the Wednesday night

mainoo being touted as an england starter now

 

[TinFoilHat]

mainoo being touted as an england starter now

Naturally.

Ghana(?) want him too. So Waistcoat will pick him. Play him. Then forget about him when he signs for Watford.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

mainoo being touted as an england starter now

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

 

[flook]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

thats a fucking low bar you've set there

 

[bluemoon32]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

My Nan's been dead 40 years & i'd still start her over that three

 

[Protein Junkie]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.


Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo,

Yes but can he point effectively whilst vociferously cajoling the team with handclaps?

 

[Blueknows]

Keep saying it, this is why they will never get back to dominating as the press blows smoke up their arses just for taking a throw in. They are so desperate for the good days to be back, instead they look for results of Aston Villa and Spurs in hope they manage to scrape into a top four place with the money they have spent.

They rejoice in Radcliffe buying a minority stake like it was Mansour buying City in 2008. They celebrate poaching Omar Barrata from us, they dont have any ideas how to get back to the top so have to import City’s mindset and thinking into the club. Any chink of light and green shoot they go completely overboard in hope it’s back to the 1990s.

Wasn't so long ago that they were telling the world " this is manchester u***** were talking about we should be challenging for the title every season " now as you say they see it as an achievement finishing 4th summat they took the piss out of arselona and scousers for

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

It's not premature he plays for the rags.
It doesn't matter how shit he is he will be in the England team.
Look at cleverly.
Welback.
Phil neville

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's not premature he plays for the rags.
It doesn't matter how shit he is he will be in the England team.
Look at cleverly.
Welback.
Phil neville

Whilst true, it doesn’t mean that they occasionally do have players good enough to be tried out.