United Thread - 2023/24

[cheekybids]

I'd be asking why he said in an interview in 2018 that he was no longer a Man United fan.

Was it Chelsea ?

 

[KentBlue]

Can you just imagine the state of our beautiful blue seats covered in 52k red shirts and scarves? My fucking god.

No, and I don't want to. Not enough fucking Domestos in the world to bleach the seats and any other parts touched by those čunts.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Was it Chelsea ?

It was in The Mirror, his exact words reported were ...

“I am a season ticket holder at Chelsea,” he said. “Have been for years, although I’m a Manchester United fan really. Or was…. It’s not getting any better [at United]. It's gone from bad to catastrophic. Talk about a glass-half-empty."

This was when he was interested in buying Chelsea, so this proves categorically that he will say whatever he needs to in order to try and get what he wants. He's a fucking snake and the rags will find out eventually.

EDIT: Incidentally I decided to have a look at his old Wikipedia pages. There is no mention of him being a rag on there until after he's bought those French teams and been linked with Chelsea.

 

[wolviedinho]

No way should we let those cunts ground share with us after that fucking banner.

We could stick up our own banners for their home games.

5 trophies
Centurions
back to back titles
1-6.
Welcome to Manchester banner

Just to remind them how we have trampled their precious history.

The list is not exhaustive so feel free to add.

-:)

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Wasn't the delay in getting rid of him due to them taking the time to "understand the facts" and then after all the protests they "understood the facts" and sent him out on loan.
So are there new facts that need understanding then?

Brush and carpet spring to mind.

 

[Blueboy73]

Take a call in line with the clubs values? So he's back as captain then

Wearing the Number 9 shirt next season once Anthony "B'allon D'or" Martial is shown the door.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

It would be nice to know how much Radcliffe has started earning from his investment into the utd gravy train.

 

[Blue Mist]

Course he is backing Neville he has a lot of media pull and rumour of him might be going to go for mayor of Manchester! I know they have little power but it what they can stick there noses in and the knowledge they can take from stuff what's going on around Manchester!

Neville has until 6th April to decide and submit his nomination......... I wonder, will the media whore go for it as an independent?

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

We could stick up our own banners for their home games.

5 trophies
Centurions
back to back titles
1-6.
Welcome to Manchester banner

Just to remind them how we have trampled their precious history.

The list is not exhaustive so feel free to add.

-:)

Only banner we would need for them is

FUCK OFF

 

[Grassland Blue]

BREAKING -
Scruffy Jim (aka Worzel/Catweazle) has just announced that he is going to borrow enough cash to fund a Wembley of the North centred around Old Toilet, to help reinstate the rags to the pinnacle of English football (where they belong apparently!).
This ambition however will leave him a few million short for the surgery required to transform him into the Tom Cruise of 25 years ago.
A fighting fund is to be set up for this purpose.

Please give generously.
:÷ ))

 

[waspish]

Neville has until 6th April to decide and submit his nomination......... I wonder, will the media whore go for it as an independent?

Thing is he will probably get in if goes for it

 

[WARBABY]

And I’m assuming deservedly retired? I’m looking forwards to it already.

Stay on as long as you can pal, retirement means lots of trips to the doctors

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Every single news bulletin on every radio I've listened to for the last week or so has had a bit about Ratsquiffe said this and Ratsquiffe said that. Fucking hell ! This is communist rule levels of propaganda. Its sickening. The filthy horrible Rag bastards! I fucking detest them with every fibre in my body.

 

[hilts]

He's looking towards getting a government/council to stump up towards the ground on the basis it will be the Wembley of the North and regenerate South Manchester.

It's not even in fucking South Manchester. Bet the fucker gets away with it. He's even claiming they could have England games and FA cup finals there.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

He's looking towards getting a government/council to stump up towards the ground on the basis it will be the Wembley of the North and regenerate South Manchester.

It's not even in fucking South Manchester. Bet the fucker gers away with it. He's even claiming they could have England games and FA cup finals there.

Well if you are looking at Government funding on things like Hs2 Scruffy Jim would be prudent to get planning permission in Birmingham. Better for the environment and carbon footprint with less of their scummy supporters travelling to Manchester.

 

[hilts]

Well if you are looking at Government funding on things like Hs2 Scruffy Jim would be prudent to get planning permission in Birmingham. Better for the environment and carbon footprint with less of their scummy supporters travelling to Manchester.

With Dublin and Singapore as 2nd and 3rd options

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

No way should we let those cunts ground share with us after that fucking banner.

We need a petition, the club should know our views on this. Not only the banner but the drunken bully’s piss taking over the years. SCUM

 

[remember arthur mann]

The Begging Club, how the so called mighty have fallen. It's a pity the tax payer couldn't bail the likes of Bury out.

 

[Cumbie Blue]

I can't see ground share working at all. 29 home games last season for us lets assume 24 for both clubs, no rest for the pitch, potential for 4 games in 7 days on the surface on a regular basis, that's going to impact on the teams performance. That level of regular use is expected on community fields not an EPL ground, we don't need the revenue so on and off the pitch it makes no sense to us so its a no.

We've world leading ground staff and facilities but this is asking too much to maintain the standard required. For me there's a reason we've not held the Super League Magic weekend since we fulfilled contractual obligations back in 2014 and that's we don't need the cash or damage, better for us the grass recovers under the watchful eye of the grounds team over the breaks in the season and pretty sure this would be Pep's stance as well.

 

[lazerblue]

He's looking towards getting a government/council to stump up towards the ground on the basis it will be the Wembley of the North and regenerate South Manchester.

It's not even in fucking South Manchester. Bet the fucker gers away with it. He's even claiming they could have England games and FA cup finals there.

not got much faith in the rags getting to many then, unless the demented fucker thinks they'ed be allowed to play at home in the final