United Thread - 2023/24

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RACHACE said:
100%

A rag at work was banging on about them getting Klopp when he announced that he was leaving the dippers. Absolutely delusional.

He's a season ticket holder there too and has been for 25 years.

I always thought that kind of delusion was amongst the plastics that get their snippets of gossip from talkshite or some tabloid paper.
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Apparently Rio said Arteta would walk to the rags job
 
waspish said:
Apparently Rio said Arteta would walk to the rags job
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Says it all.

Truth is that any young manager with any real promise would likely avoid the gaff. Try telling them that though and it'd be met with 'we're Manchester United'

They'll sack Ten Bob and end up with their 5th choice candidate. Probably Potter.

Clowns
 
RACHACE said:
Says it all.

Truth is that any young manager with any real promise would likely avoid the gaff. Try telling them that though and it'd be met with 'we're Manchester United'

They'll sack Ten Bob and end up with their 5th choice candidate. Probably Potter.

Clowns
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I bet Colin Wanker is rueing his decision to take the Aberdeen job.
 
It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.
 
Blu3m00n91 said:
It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.
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Yeah, I tend to agree with you.

The semifinal was tense, right up to the final whistle. Then, there was the one, in which pig ginger scored the only goal right at the death. Even during the Sick Swan, once Fletcher put away the scummy bastards' goal, we were expecting them to get back into the game, whereas the last two home derbies have been relatively relaxed affairs, especially last season, when we were four up before halftime.
 
Anyone else think we should gazzump their deluded plans for a Stadium of the North? It’d piss on Scruffy Jim’s chips if we just went ahead and did it, rendering their plans useless. We don’t want anything positive to be associated with that shithole in Trafford Borough.
 
kippaxwarrior said:
Really hope Casemiro is fit to play on Sunday.

He's completely fallen off and his legs have gone. He leaves huge gaps in midfield which we should take advantage of.

If he was a horse he'd be packed off to the glue factory by now
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we'll if he doesnt play the thug tommy will get away with kicking everything above grass height
 
kippaxwarrior said:
Really hope Casemiro is fit to play on Sunday.

He's completely fallen off and his legs have gone. He leaves huge gaps in midfield which we should take advantage of.

If he was a horse he'd be packed off to the glue factory by now
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bit harsh...they may want to use him for breeding...like bold Sr Alex has his eye on that big centre half ( Martinez?..for a jockey...
 
Semper aggressus said:
Anyone else think we should gazzump their deluded plans for a Stadium of the North? It’d piss on Scruffy Jim’s chips if we just went ahead and did it, rendering their plans useless. We don’t want anything positive to be associated with that shithole in Trafford Borough.
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Won't happen we ain't a petty club even though I'd love us to be so petty
 
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