United Thread - 2023/24

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Vienna_70 said:
I think, of the current crop of rag bastards, McTwatface is the one I hate the most, though he certainly has some serious competition.
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They are having a recruitment drive even as we speak. The criteria is:
1) Are you an obnoxious prick who puts personal glory above team work?
2). Are you the sort of spineless cnut who would render an opponent unconscious
before he's even aware of your existence?
3) If an adult male offered you out would you soil your underwear, cry, and
run off home to get your big brother?
4). Are you so plastic that every night your mum has to physically dismantle you
before putting all your pieces into bed?
5). Are you the sort of disagreeable bastard who could come to blows with your
own silhouette - and STILL take a pounding?
6). Did you only become a footballer because you failed the IQ test to become a waste paper basket?

If you answered 'yes' to even one of the above, send your completed application form to:
Clueless-Cuntz Ltd, Body Odour house, Braindead Boulevard, Trafford.
 
kippaxwarrior said:
Really hope Casemiro is fit to play on Sunday.

He's completely fallen off and his legs have gone. He leaves huge gaps in midfield which we should take advantage of.

If he was a horse he'd be packed off to the glue factory by now
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Nah! Bruno's still there
 
paulchapo said:
Ha ha what a bunch of absolute glory hunting shitehouses their fanbase are. They have the nerve to mock us,who turned up every week when we were getting dicked and the piss taken out of us in the old third division. Rag wankers.

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He had to put in the cheats jibe. Sad bastard needs to look at his own shithouse club first as they were and still are serial cheats. Dickhead was too worked up to put in the 115 mantra though.
 
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Vienna_70 said:
I think, of the current crop of rag bastards, McTwatface is the one I hate the most, though he certainly has some serious competition.
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Fuck me Vienna the one you hate the most, they should all be hated with the same amount of hatred, venom and all things horrid, there that should sort it ;-), oh yes SCUM.
 
KentBlue said:
They are having a recruitment drive even as we speak. The criteria is:
1) Are you an obnoxious prick who puts personal glory above team work?
2). Are you the sort of spineless cnut who would render an opponent unconscious
before he's even aware of your existence?
3) If an adult male offered you out would you soil your underwear, cry, and
run off home to get your big brother?
4). Are you so plastic that every night your mum has to physically dismantle you
before putting all your pieces into bed?
5). Are you the sort of disagreeable bastard who could come to blows with your
own silhouette - and STILL take a pounding?
6). Did you only become a footballer because you failed the IQ test to become a waste paper basket?

If you answered 'yes' to even one of the above, send your completed application form to:
Clueless-Cuntz Ltd, Body Odour house, Braindead Boulevard, Trafford.
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Just on a side note, whats the pay ?
 
Blu3m00n91 said:
It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.
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not for me, i hate these cunts with a vengeance, i want to absolutely destroy the fuckers at every oppotinity, now wev'e got our foot on their throat we souldn't let em up ever again! my tempers building like every derby day for the last 65yrs
 
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