United Thread - 2023/24

[SebastianBlue]

And guess who strangely leads the league in outperforming the expected Goals Allowed (xGA)?

 

[Sky Blue]

@Gazza and I have predicted the next five Rag managers after Poundland Pep is sacked following the mauling at Anfield this weekend.

It's at the shit tip.

 

[jacko74]

So frustrating how so many teams have consistently failed to convert any of the many chances that they create whilst outplaying the scum this season.

Every relevant stat suggests united should be firmly in the bottom half of the table, apart from the actual matches won stat.

 

[Tracking back]

Has the dog wanker commented on which league the rags players look like they belong in yet?

Not sure the football pyramid goes that low.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Not sure the football pyramid goes that low.

Tier 11 would be too high for them, you are right.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Anyone who thinks Goldbridge is having a 'meltdown' is fucked.

The **** is laughing his pencil dick off, and raking it in in the process.

The fuckwit even gets invited onto the radio to talk out of his filthy sewer.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Anyone who thinks Goldbridge is having a 'meltdown' is fucked.

The **** is laughing his pencil dick off, and raking it in in the process.

It’s performance art for Trent, but the Saeed guy seems genuine. The rags are destroying his soul.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

It’s performance art for Trent, but the Saeed guy seems genuine. The rags are destroying his soul.

Long may it continue :)

 

[freshie]

 

[SebastianBlue]

It's at the shit tip.

Fixed, as I just realised what you meant. ;-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

I would make a joke, but if true, that is disturbing.

Unless, of course, some lunatic rag fan had his body snuck there and buried after his death, in which case it is disgusting.

 

[southamptonblue]

So frustrating how so many teams have consistently failed to convert any of the many chances that they create whilst outplaying the scum this season.

Every relevant stat suggests united should be firmly in the bottom half of the table, apart from the actual matches won stat.

....and it's taken one post (yours) to show why stats mean absolutely fuck all in football, except the Column "goals" at full time ;)

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

disturbingly it implies in that press release that there are more than one individual's remains and that the victims (plural) are human. Not nice news.

 

[jacko74]

....and it's taken one post (yours) to show why stats mean absolutely fuck all in football, except the Column "goals" at full time ;)

Well yes, I know there's plenty of times stats can be misused and manipulated to create a false impression or false narrative (Lies, damn lies and statistics)

But I think everyone, including even most united fans, will readily admit they've been incredibly fortunate this season with most of the wins they have had.

 

[SamTheGuru]

I didn't watch the game. I feel like I should have.

 

[jrb]

 

[RayCTID]

The kid seriously has to watch his bp. Not a patch on this.

 

[Barcon]

I wonder if it was bruno fernandes's spine?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I wonder if it was bruno fernandes's spine?

More likely to be Mike Riley’s.

 

[malg]

If you look at the replies someone else posts a clip of him chasing back and saying the original clip is cherry picked just to make him look bad. Saying he's following the manager's instructions.