United Thread - 2023/24

[Monkchester]

Breaking news… Sir Jim Ratcliffe has reiterated his intention to invest in upgrading the stadium. He is allegedly very unhappy that Old Trafford is no longer the Theatre of Dreams but is actually the Theatre of Streams !!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

To be fair, their wingers create nothing for him. They have no pattern of play, so he doesn't know where or when to run.

That being said, he doesn’t create anything himself either.

How does Roy rate him? Non league player???

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

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Always fun to bring back an oldie

Is that you Wayne???

 

[Spanishbob]

So here I am thinking what disparaging comment I could come up with regarding that lot.

DRENCHED SCUM

 

[bluemc1]

My mates just said he’s managed to get good seats for the Newcastle game

I’m quite proud of my quick reply

“ oh right are they in the shallow end “


Tickled myself :)

 

[cyan]

 

[dadnlad]

By all accounts the Press Box got piss wet through via the Leaking Roof yesterday -so at least the Scum get this right (instead of pampering the scummy bastards like we do)

get them on side for wembley of the north needed

 

[talkativesprout]

It's almost as if the Big Man himself has looked at big Jim's involvement in Fracking the fuck out of the planet and consulted his "A Deities little guide into ironic retribution" handbook

 

[cheekybids]

The £400m they've spunked on shit players under Ten Hag might be the first nail.
They really are going to struggle to come back from that, especially as they will struggle to qualify for the CL in the future

Not enough made of this & how much of this shite is in the current squad.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

I see they’ve just offered Rangers £20m for Kemar Roofe